Slowest to reach 30 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2016/01/01 6691
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2017/02/10 6145
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/08/18 2013/09/21 4417
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2011/09/17 4228
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/03/11 2017/04/08 4046
Serving Seamen 2006/07/01 2017/04/08 3934
More Leggs 1987/11/29 1998/09/05 3933
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/12/26 2020/09/19 3920
Wanna Blow 2000/05/27 2010/09/17 3765
One Stroke 1991/04/06 2001/06/23 3731
Hung Like This 2008/09/20 2018/08/18 3619
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2006/10/06 3317
Altar Boy 1997/06/28 2006/07/15 3304
Hard Head 1987/07/18 1996/06/15 3255
Ice Box 2010/01/23 2018/09/29 3171
Cluster Fuck 2010/11/21 2019/04/20 3072
Sweet Cheeks 1994/09/11 2002/08/24 2904
Brown 'n Runny 2003/05/10 2010/08/07 2646
Vommit Dog 1993/06/17 2000/09/09 2641
Termite 1996/04/06 2003/06/27 2638
Third Leg 2006/06/17 2013/08/03 2604
Aching Ass 1997/03/22 2004/03/13 2548
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2002/04/27 2548
Hot & Spicy 2007/07/28 2014/05/01 2469
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2008/05/31 2415
Short Round 1996/12/14 2003/04/12 2310
Pork My Tits 2000/04/15 2006/07/15 2282
Fester the Molester 2013/08/21 2019/10/13 2244
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2005/02/12 2086
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/09/17 2017/04/08 2030
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2011/01/01 2019
H&R Cock 2010/10/30 2016/05/07 2016
Beat It 1998/11/07 2004/03/13 1953
Bulldozer 1987/10/25 1993/01/30 1924
Fucks Every Way But Up 2000/04/18 2005/05/07 1845
Three Way Time 2004/02/28 2008/09/06 1652
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/10/30 2004/02/29 1583
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 1994/01/01 1575
Neon Knockers 1998/06/13 2002/08/24 1533
Got Crabs? 2002/03/16 2006/05/20 1526
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2014/09/27 1428
General Surplus 1988/05/29 1992/04/04 1406
VIP 1989/08/20 1993/03/13 1301
Wedgie 1995/04/22 1998/11/07 1295
RU Wet Yet? 2005/05/21 2008/10/04 1232
Very Massive Instrument 1996/02/24 1999/06/28 1220
Three Inches Short 2007/01/03 2010/05/01 1214
Tampon 1989/05/06 1992/08/22 1204
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2008/09/20 1204
Pubic Zarconia 2003/04/12 2006/07/15 1190
That's Not Gonna Work 2016/06/05 2019/08/24 1175
Latecummer 1990/08/31 1993/11/06 1163
Red n Pecker 2011/09/17 2014/11/06 1146
Mu-shi Depends 2016/02/22 2019/04/06 1139
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2018/06/13 1122
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2006/02/11 1121
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2000/12/23 1078
Elvis the King 1991/06/01 1994/04/09 1043
In a Heart Beat 1999/06/26 2002/04/13 1022
Alabama Hotpocket 2012/06/23 2015/03/28 1008
Cavity Search 2007/01/03 2009/09/19 990
Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2013/02/16 2015/10/10 966
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2009/06/27 965
Nice Try 2002/02/02 2004/09/11 952
Martha Screwher 2015/01/17 2017/08/26 952
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2002/08/22 929
No Balls 1989/09/17 1992/03/07 902
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2014/06/21 893
WIMP 2005/07/30 2007/12/01 854
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/20 1999/10/16 848
Titless 1992/08/09 1994/12/03 846
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1995/07/15 840
Bitch Whisperer 2007/10/27 2010/01/23 819
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1994/04/09 819
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2002/01/19 798
Tight Sphincter 1996/10/05 1998/11/28 784
Wee Thing 2001/03/31 2003/05/14 774
Limp Dick 1992/02/22 1994/03/26 763
Son Inferior 1987/11/08 1989/12/09 762
That Fucking Guy 2017/09/05 2019/10/05 760
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2015/07/18 756
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2001/01/06 756
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2005/02/11 756
Missed the Hole 1995/03/25 1997/04/18 755
Mother Jugs 1987/12/06 1989/12/23 748
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2017/07/15 745
Second Hander 2007/10/20 2009/11/02 744
Tongue in Cheeks 2017/09/23 2019/10/05 742
Something Dirty 1998/03/07 2000/03/18 742
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1996/11/30 742
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1989/08/05 741
Can't Find Tail 2013/05/11 2015/05/18 737
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2011/10/15 728
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1995/04/08 728
Village Idiot 2010/09/04 2012/08/31 727
Smurf Balls 1994/01/15 1996/01/01 716
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2002/02/16 714
Big Mac 1987/08/09 1989/07/16 707
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1995/03/11 700
Fuckin Wagnalls 1988/02/07 1990/01/06 699
Space Weenie 1995/07/29 1997/06/14 686
Pigeon Shit 1993/10/09 1995/08/26 686
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 1999/03/20 686
Wolfman 1987/12/13 1989/10/22 679
Porkless 1999/04/30 2001/03/08 678
Wanna Pecker 1987/06/28 1989/04/30 672
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2013/11/09 669
Short Shit 1987/06/28 1989/04/22 664
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1994/10/08 658
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1995/01/14 658
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2003/05/10 658
Holy Fuck 2001/01/06 2002/10/26 658
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2002/06/22 652
Tool Box 2009/08/29 2011/06/11 651
Nascock 2002/11/19 2004/08/29 649
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2017/11/17 2019/08/24 645
Prof Felcher 2000/06/24 2002/03/30 644
Mother Superior 1987/11/08 1989/08/12 643
Bushwacker 1995/07/29 1997/04/20 631
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2011/11/26 630
Penis Envy 1993/04/24 1995/01/14 630
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1992/09/19 630
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2016/11/19 625
Studless 1993/08/28 1995/05/13 623
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1989/03/11 622
Deep Swallows 2015/05/18 2017/01/28 621
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2000/03/04 616
Steamer 1995/11/07 1997/07/12 613
Aimless Amy 1987/10/31 1989/06/24 602
Hoof 'n Mouth 2000/03/04 2001/10/27 602
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1998/03/06 601
Puke 'n' Poker 2011/06/15 2013/02/02 598
Foghorn Smegmahorn 2004/06/28 2006/02/11 593
Bi-Bubble Yum 2011/02/19 2012/09/28 587
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2014/11/06 586
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2017/08/21 583
Granny Boulders 1989/05/20 1990/12/16 575
Video X 2004/08/28 2006/03/25 574
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1989/05/20 567
I Munch Skins 2014/04/15 2015/10/27 560
Someone 2004/02/29 2005/09/10 559
Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2017/02/10 2018/08/16 552
Open Whore Policy 2018/02/16 2019/08/14 544
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2011/03/05 532
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2003/04/26 532
On-Sex 1988/05/01 1989/10/04 521
G-String 2012/02/18 2013/07/22 520
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 1994/09/11 519
Tongue Action 1995/11/04 1997/04/05 518
Toxic Puss 1995/08/26 1997/01/25 518
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1997/08/18 513
Baby Snatcher 2006/05/06 2007/09/22 504
One Way 2014/08/16 2016/01/02 504
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2000/11/25 504
Organic Dildo 2016/06/05 2017/10/20 502
SloPoker 1997/01/01 1998/05/11 495
Dibs on the Hobo 2018/10/08 2020/02/09 489
G Spot 2013/02/25 2014/06/21 481
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2008/06/28 476
69derthal 2011/07/23 2012/11/10 476
Sub Human 1997/04/19 1998/08/08 476
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2008/04/19 474
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2007/11/17 469
Cumming Counts 2016/05/21 2017/08/26 462
Horny Dog 1995/11/18 1997/02/22 462
Chrivaled Ass 2017/08/21 2018/11/23 459
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2012/11/10 457
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1995/09/23 448
Splooge 2001/05/12 2002/08/03 448
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1998/03/07 448
Big Sleazy 2016/06/05 2017/08/26 447
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2017/06/09 443
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2003/01/18 442
Paralympdick 2012/08/04 2013/10/18 440
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2012/02/07 437
Dah Bitch 2000/01/08 2001/03/03 420
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2000/10/13 419
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2013/02/02 418
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1988/08/14 413
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1996/06/15 406
Red Hot Twatter 1995/03/25 1996/05/04 406
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2006/10/06 405
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2007/01/27 392
Luscious Lips 1995/11/04 1996/11/24 386
Little Lady Boner 2015/08/30 2016/09/17 384
Twisted 2005/08/27 2006/09/09 378
Phacial Kondom 2002/08/03 2003/08/16 378
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2013/01/05 370
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2008/01/01 367
Thumper 1989/05/20 1990/05/19 364
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2002/01/19 364
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2004/05/08 364
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2000/10/13 363
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2015/04/11 361
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2002/02/02 359
Russian One Out 2017/10/07 2018/09/24 352
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2005/06/04 350
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2002/06/08 336
Pumps Til It Burns 2015/08/01 2016/07/02 336
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1997/09/06 336
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/02/10 335
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2015/04/19 330
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1990/04/14 329
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2015/09/18 328
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2013/01/05 322
Elvis 2005/09/10 2006/07/16 309
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2016/07/17 309
Blow Off Bitch 2011/10/01 2012/08/01 305
Spongejob Sugar Bush 2019/11/11 2020/09/05 299
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2015/08/29 280
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2015/07/18 280
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2005/04/23 280
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2016/06/05 267
Missionary Impossible 2015/07/04 2016/03/26 266
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2016/01/30 266
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2016/11/19 264
Slutty Wet Adventures 2018/01/27 2018/10/08 254
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1988/08/14 226
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1988/02/27 224
Boneless 2015/08/29 2016/04/09 224
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2018/10/21 175