| Hasher Name | First Hash | Analversary Hash | Days to reach analversary |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cock-a-Noodle | 2014/05/24 | 2020/09/19 | 2310 |
| Barrel Roll | 1994/07/02 | 2003/03/29 | 3192 |
| Penis Head | 1987/07/18 | 1996/06/15 | 3255 |
| Jump & Hump | 1999/08/21 | 2009/01/01 | 3421 |
| Bitch, Moan, & Wine | 2012/01/10 | 2021/05/25 | 3423 |
| Dah Gimp | 1996/12/14 | 2007/04/07 | 3766 |
| Undercovers | 2005/12/31 | 2016/08/04 | 3869 |
| Padiddle | 2006/11/05 | 2017/06/28 | 3888 |
| Hellbound | 2003/01/17 | 2013/10/26 | 3935 |
| Quarter Barrel | 1997/05/03 | 2008/04/05 | 3990 |
| Bermuda Triangle | 2003/05/10 | 2014/09/13 | 4144 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1998/01/10 | 2010/08/21 | 4606 |
| Porkless | 1999/04/30 | 2012/01/10 | 4638 |
| Strap On Santa | 2007/03/10 | 2022/02/19 | 5460 |
| Head Wetter | 1998/12/12 | 2014/01/15 | 5513 |
| Eager Beaver | 1998/06/27 | 2013/09/21 | 5565 |
| Catwoman | 1993/03/27 | 2012/10/13 | 7140 |
| Golden Showers | 1999/10/16 | 2020/11/14 | 7700 |
| More Leggs | 1987/11/29 | 2010/05/27 | 8215 |
| No Balls | 1989/09/17 | 2014/12/06 | 9211 |
| El Douche Bag | 1995/05/06 | 2022/10/15 | 10024 |