Slowest to reach 40 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2018/05/05 7546
Tampon 1989/05/06 2009/07/11 7371
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2017/04/26 6220
Sweet Cheeks 1994/09/11 2009/06/13 5389
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2013/08/17 4928
Brown 'n Runny 2003/05/10 2016/08/05 4836
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2009/08/29 4375
More Leggs 1987/11/29 1999/03/31 4140
Serving Seamen 2006/07/01 2017/08/21 4069
Hot & Spicy 2007/07/28 2018/03/10 3878
Termite 1996/04/06 2005/06/18 3360
Vommit Dog 1993/06/17 2002/08/22 3353
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2010/10/16 3283
Short Round 1996/12/14 2005/07/30 3150
Aching Ass 1997/03/22 2005/05/07 2968
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2013/02/25 2805
Third Leg 2006/06/17 2013/12/21 2744
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2002/11/09 2744
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2006/09/30 2681
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 1996/12/28 2667
Studless 1993/08/28 2000/08/15 2544
H&R Cock 2010/10/30 2017/09/09 2506
Wee Thing 2001/03/31 2008/01/26 2492
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/09/17 2018/04/21 2408
Fester the Molester 2013/08/21 2020/02/08 2362
Pubic Zarconia 2003/04/12 2009/07/25 2296
Beat It 1998/11/07 2005/02/12 2289
Got Crabs? 2002/03/16 2008/05/31 2268
Red n Pecker 2011/09/17 2017/10/21 2226
Latecummer 1990/08/31 1996/06/15 2115
Three Way Time 2004/02/28 2009/10/17 2058
Wolfman 1987/12/13 1993/06/19 2015
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/10/30 2005/03/12 1960
Nice Try 2002/02/02 2007/04/21 1904
RU Wet Yet? 2005/05/21 2009/11/14 1638
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/20 2001/10/20 1583
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2009/06/27 1484
Three Inches Short 2007/01/03 2011/01/22 1480
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2007/02/02 1477
Smurf Balls 1994/01/15 1998/01/24 1470
VIP 1989/08/20 1993/08/28 1469
Wedgie 1995/04/22 1999/04/17 1456
Video X 2004/08/28 2008/08/23 1456
No Balls 1989/09/17 1993/05/08 1329
Cavity Search 2007/01/03 2010/07/26 1300
Tight Sphincter 1996/10/05 2000/02/05 1218
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2001/05/12 1218
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2018/08/18 1188
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2003/03/29 1148
Second Hander 2007/10/20 2010/11/27 1134
On-Sex 1988/05/01 1991/06/01 1126
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2015/02/03 1120
Limp Dick 1992/02/22 1995/03/11 1113
Titless 1992/08/09 1995/08/11 1097
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2015/01/03 1089
Granny Boulders 1989/05/20 1992/05/02 1078
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2002/10/12 1064
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2009/10/04 1064
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 1996/02/24 1050
Son Inferior 1987/11/08 1990/09/09 1036
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2017/11/17 2020/08/22 1009
Something Dirty 1998/03/07 2000/12/09 1008
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1994/10/08 1001
Wanna Pecker 1987/06/28 1990/03/11 987
Steamer 1995/11/07 1998/07/11 977
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2016/02/08 961
Space Weenie 1995/07/29 1998/03/07 952
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1995/10/28 945
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2018/01/27 941
Porkless 1999/04/30 2001/11/10 925
I Munch Skins 2014/04/15 2016/10/16 915
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2001/06/09 910
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2002/08/23 902
Tongue Action 1995/11/04 1998/04/18 896
Village Idiot 2010/09/04 2013/02/16 896
Mother Jugs 1987/12/06 1990/05/13 889
Holy Fuck 2001/01/06 2003/06/13 888
Can't Find Tail 2013/05/11 2015/10/10 882
Someone 2004/02/29 2006/07/29 881
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1997/04/18 881
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1995/08/26 868
Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2017/02/10 2019/06/16 856
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2005/05/21 855
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1995/07/29 854
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2001/11/10 854
Prof Felcher 2000/06/24 2002/10/21 849
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1995/07/29 840
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 1999/08/21 840
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1993/04/10 833
Short Shit 1987/06/28 1989/10/04 829
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1995/03/25 826
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2000/09/30 826
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1989/10/22 819
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2012/01/10 815
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2003/10/11 812
Penis Envy 1993/04/24 1995/07/15 812
Tool Box 2009/08/29 2011/10/29 791
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1989/08/27 791
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2003/12/20 770
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2017/04/10 767
Nascock 2002/11/19 2004/12/18 760
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2015/04/25 756
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2012/03/17 742
Toxic Puss 1995/08/26 1997/09/06 742
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2018/01/27 742
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2002/09/14 736
Mother Superior 1987/11/08 1989/11/05 728
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1998/07/11 728
Hoof 'n Mouth 2000/03/04 2002/03/02 728
Aimless Amy 1987/10/31 1989/10/22 722
Baby Snatcher 2006/05/06 2008/04/20 715
Puke 'n' Poker 2011/06/15 2013/05/24 709
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2008/07/12 707
Open Whore Policy 2018/02/16 2020/01/11 694
G Spot 2013/02/25 2015/01/17 691
One Way 2014/08/16 2016/07/02 686
Horny Dog 1995/11/18 1997/09/20 672
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1989/09/02 672
Little Lady Boner 2015/08/30 2017/07/01 671
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2009/01/01 663
69derthal 2011/07/23 2013/05/11 658
Organic Dildo 2016/06/05 2018/03/16 649
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2011/06/15 634
G-String 2012/02/18 2013/11/09 630
SloPoker 1997/01/01 1998/09/19 626
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2003/07/14 619
Red Hot Twatter 1995/03/25 1996/11/30 616
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1997/11/29 616
Big Sleazy 2016/06/05 2018/02/10 615
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2008/09/06 614
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2013/04/13 611
Dah Bitch 2000/01/08 2001/09/01 602
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1989/02/11 594
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1996/12/14 588
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1998/07/11 574
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2012/06/23 574
Twisted 2005/08/27 2007/03/24 574
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2001/03/08 565
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1996/01/13 560
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2013/06/22 558
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2017/09/20 546
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2008/06/18 536
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2004/10/23 532
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2007/01/27 518
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2007/05/31 516
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2002/07/06 513
Phacial Kondom 2002/08/03 2003/12/20 504
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2001/02/17 490
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2016/02/27 490
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2015/08/15 487
Luscious Lips 1995/11/04 1997/02/22 476
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2002/05/11 476
Thumper 1989/05/20 1990/08/31 468
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2013/04/13 468
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2013/05/24 461
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2005/09/18 456
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1998/01/01 453
Slutty Wet Adventures 2018/01/27 2019/04/20 448
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1990/08/04 441
Pumps Til It Burns 2015/08/01 2016/09/30 426
Elvis 2005/09/10 2006/11/05 421
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2015/07/16 418
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2002/08/25 414
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2005/08/27 406
Blow Off Bitch 2011/10/01 2012/11/10 406
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/04/15 399
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2016/06/05 393
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2015/10/27 381
Missionary Impossible 2015/07/04 2016/07/16 378
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2016/09/17 371
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2017/02/26 363
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2015/11/07 350
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2016/08/19 342
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1988/11/26 330
Boneless 2015/08/29 2016/07/16 322
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1988/05/15 302
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2019/02/04 281