Quickest to reach 50 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2019/04/19 355
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1988/07/17 365
Boneless 2015/08/29 2016/09/10 378
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1989/03/04 428
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2016/01/24 428
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2017/05/06 432
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2016/11/29 444
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2016/12/13 458
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2016/01/24 470
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/06/27 472
Missionary Impossible 2015/07/04 2016/11/05 490
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2015/10/10 504
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2016/09/24 504
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2005/12/16 517
Pumps Til It Burns 2015/08/01 2017/01/01 519
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2005/12/16 545
Elvis 2005/09/10 2007/03/10 546
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2003/01/04 546
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1990/12/01 560
Luscious Lips 1995/11/04 1997/05/31 574
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2002/08/17 574
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1998/05/02 574
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2015/11/21 585
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2013/08/21 598
Slutty Wet Adventures 2018/01/27 2019/09/21 602
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2013/10/18 608
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2016/07/02 616
Blow Off Bitch 2011/10/01 2013/06/08 616
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2002/10/26 625
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2005/01/29 630
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2007/09/26 634
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2007/05/31 642
Phacial Kondom 2002/08/03 2004/05/08 644
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2001/07/21 644
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2008/10/14 654
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1996/04/20 658
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1989/04/22 664
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1998/10/31 686
Thumper 1989/05/20 1991/04/20 700
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2013/11/23 712
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1998/03/07 714
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2001/08/04 714
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2018/03/10 717
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2011/09/17 728
Red Hot Twatter 1995/03/25 1997/03/22 728
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2013/08/17 737
Twisted 2005/08/27 2007/09/08 742
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1997/05/31 756
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2009/04/18 770
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2013/01/27 792
G Spot 2013/02/25 2015/05/03 797
G-String 2012/02/18 2014/04/26 798
One Way 2014/08/16 2016/10/22 798
Dah Bitch 2000/01/08 2002/04/13 826
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2009/04/18 838
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2004/02/29 849
Mother Superior 1987/11/08 1990/03/11 854
Nascock 2002/11/19 2005/03/25 857
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1990/03/11 862
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2018/05/29 864
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2017/08/12 891
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2015/09/12 896
Baby Snatcher 2006/05/06 2008/10/18 896
Hoof 'n Mouth 2000/03/04 2002/08/25 904
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2012/04/14 910
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1999/01/09 910
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1990/01/28 917
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2003/03/15 918
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1990/01/06 923
Open Whore Policy 2018/02/16 2020/09/05 932
SloPoker 1997/01/01 1999/07/24 934
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2012/09/28 937
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1995/11/04 938
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2009/03/07 945
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2005/08/19 945
Aimless Amy 1987/10/31 1990/06/08 951
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2004/06/19 952
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1995/11/07 955
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1995/08/11 965
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 2000/01/01 973
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1997/07/26 980
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1993/09/11 987
Can't Find Tail 2013/05/11 2016/01/24 988
Short Shit 1987/06/28 1990/03/18 994
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2001/03/17 994
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2004/04/10 994
Big Sleazy 2016/06/05 2019/03/05 1003
Organic Dildo 2016/06/05 2019/03/05 1003
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1996/01/13 1008
Horny Dog 1995/11/18 1998/09/05 1022
Village Idiot 2010/09/04 2013/07/20 1050
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1996/02/24 1064
Toxic Puss 1995/08/26 1998/07/25 1064
Porkless 1999/04/30 2002/03/30 1065
Prof Felcher 2000/06/24 2003/06/13 1084
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2002/01/19 1134
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2018/08/11 1137
Mother Jugs 1987/12/06 1991/01/26 1147
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1995/03/11 1155
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2003/05/14 1166
Penis Envy 1993/04/24 1996/07/13 1176
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2016/09/17 1183
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2015/04/19 1195
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2010/03/20 1231
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2018/10/08 1239
Holy Fuck 2001/01/06 2004/06/28 1269
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2015/07/04 1271
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2003/05/10 1274
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2003/10/25 1358
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2001/10/20 1379
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2003/04/26 1386
I Munch Skins 2014/04/15 2018/03/17 1432
Cavity Search 2007/01/03 2011/03/19 1536
Tight Sphincter 1996/10/05 2000/12/23 1540
No Balls 1989/09/17 1994/01/01 1567
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 1997/08/23 1596
Wedgie 1995/04/22 1999/10/16 1638
Steamer 1995/11/07 2000/05/13 1649
VIP 1989/08/20 1994/04/09 1693
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2010/08/07 1890
Granny Boulders 1989/05/20 1994/11/05 1995
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/10/30 2006/05/06 2380
RU Wet Yet? 2005/05/21 2011/12/23 2407
Someone 2004/02/29 2010/10/16 2421
Fester the Molester 2013/08/21 2020/10/03 2600
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2010/03/06 2605
Studless 1993/08/28 2001/01/01 2683
Beat It 1998/11/07 2006/04/22 2723
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 1997/06/28 2849
Latecummer 1990/08/31 1998/09/19 2941
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2013/09/28 3020
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2007/09/15 3031
Three Way Time 2004/02/28 2012/06/22 3037
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2004/03/13 3234
H&R Cock 2010/10/30 2019/11/16 3304
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/20 2006/09/07 3366
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2011/08/20 3591
Aching Ass 1997/03/22 2007/02/24 3626
Nice Try 2002/02/02 2013/09/28 4256
Serving Seamen 2006/07/01 2018/04/15 4306
More Leggs 1987/11/29 1999/10/16 4339
Vommit Dog 1993/06/17 2005/06/18 4384
Brown 'n Runny 2003/05/10 2017/08/06 5202
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2015/08/14 5655
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2017/06/23 6278
Short Round 1996/12/14 2014/09/27 6496
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2020/09/19 8414