Quickest to reach 69 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2019/08/29 487
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1988/12/10 511
Boneless 2015/08/29 2017/02/10 531
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/09/29 566
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2017/10/07 586
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1989/08/27 604
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2016/02/08 625
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2017/06/10 637
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2017/06/11 638
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2016/08/27 644
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2016/07/17 645
Elvis 2005/09/10 2007/08/29 718
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2006/07/10 723
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2006/07/01 742
Luscious Lips 1995/11/04 1997/12/13 770
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2003/08/16 770
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1998/11/14 770
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2003/04/12 812
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2016/08/06 844
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2002/02/16 854
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2017/02/26 855
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1989/11/05 861
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2005/09/24 868
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2014/05/24 874
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1996/11/24 876
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2017/10/07 882
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1999/05/30 897
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2008/06/18 900
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2012/03/08 901
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2014/02/01 905
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2009/06/27 910
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2002/02/16 910
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1991/11/23 917
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2014/07/05 936
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2008/03/25 941
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2003/09/13 947
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2014/09/26 951
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1998/01/10 980
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1998/12/03 985
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2018/09/29 987
G Spot 2013/02/25 2015/11/25 1003
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2019/01/06 1019
One Way 2014/08/16 2017/07/09 1058
Nascock 2002/11/19 2005/10/15 1061
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2016/02/27 1064
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2010/02/20 1078
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2004/11/06 1100
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2013/12/17 1116
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2006/02/13 1123
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2004/12/18 1134
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1999/08/26 1139
Twisted 2005/08/27 2008/10/14 1144
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2012/12/08 1148
SloPoker 1997/01/01 2000/03/04 1158
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1990/09/01 1161
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1996/06/15 1176
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1996/04/20 1218
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1998/03/21 1218
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1996/08/24 1232
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1996/08/26 1234
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2018/07/27 1240
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2001/11/30 1252
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2004/02/14 1254
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2013/08/17 1260
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 2000/10/14 1260
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2010/01/23 1267
Missionary Impossible 2015/07/04 2019/01/12 1288
Village Idiot 2010/09/04 2014/03/15 1288
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1991/02/23 1308
Porkless 1999/04/30 2002/12/07 1317
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1996/11/30 1344
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2017/03/12 1359
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1994/10/08 1379
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2015/10/24 1383
Can't Find Tail 2013/05/11 2017/02/26 1387
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2019/04/19 1388
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2019/03/09 1391
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1991/08/24 1393
Red Hot Twatter 1995/03/25 1999/01/23 1400
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2010/09/19 1414
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1995/12/02 1421
Pumps Til It Burns 2015/08/01 2019/09/07 1498
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2016/03/26 1537
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2011/04/16 1566
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2004/07/17 1596
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2004/05/08 1638
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2004/08/12 1650
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2002/08/22 1685
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2003/09/13 1736
Mother Superior 1987/11/08 1992/09/05 1763
Aimless Amy 1987/10/31 1992/11/07 1834
No Balls 1989/09/17 1995/01/01 1932
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2006/11/04 1932
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 1998/12/12 2072
Wedgie 1995/04/22 2001/02/03 2114
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2012/06/24 2577
Tight Sphincter 1996/10/05 2004/05/22 2786
Studless 1993/08/28 2001/08/18 2912
Steamer 1995/11/07 2004/03/27 3063
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/10/30 2008/09/20 3248
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 1998/10/31 3339
Latecummer 1990/08/31 2000/05/18 3548
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2009/07/11 3654
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2005/10/15 3815
Hoof 'n Mouth 2000/03/04 2010/09/19 3851
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2017/01/01 4211
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2013/07/06 4277
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2015/01/31 4397
More Leggs 1987/11/29 2000/09/16 4675
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2014/07/19 5530
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2016/11/19 6118
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2017/12/17 6455
Beat It 1998/11/07 2017/06/28 6808