Quickest to reach 70 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2019/09/07 496
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1988/12/17 518
Boneless 2015/08/29 2017/02/11 532
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/10/06 573
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2017/11/04 614
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1989/09/17 625
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2016/02/13 630
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2017/06/11 638
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2017/06/23 650
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2016/09/10 658
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2016/07/30 658
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2006/07/14 727
Elvis 2005/09/10 2007/09/08 728
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2006/07/14 755
Luscious Lips 1995/11/04 1997/12/13 770
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2003/08/30 784
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1998/11/28 784
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2003/04/16 816
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2016/08/07 845
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2002/02/27 865
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2017/03/18 875
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2005/10/08 882
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1996/11/30 882
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2014/06/07 888
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1989/12/03 889
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1999/06/12 910
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2017/11/04 910
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2012/03/17 910
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2008/06/28 910
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2014/02/14 918
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2009/07/07 920
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2002/02/27 921
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1991/12/07 931
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2014/07/11 942
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2008/04/05 952
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2014/09/27 952
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2003/09/20 954
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1998/01/12 982
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1998/12/12 994
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2018/10/06 994
G Spot 2013/02/25 2015/12/05 1013
Nascock 2002/11/19 2005/10/17 1063
One Way 2014/08/16 2017/07/15 1064
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2019/02/23 1067
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2016/03/08 1074
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2010/02/28 1086
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2004/12/04 1128
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2006/02/25 1135
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2004/12/26 1142
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2014/01/15 1145
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1999/09/04 1148
Twisted 2005/08/27 2008/10/18 1148
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2012/12/22 1162
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1996/06/29 1190
SloPoker 1997/01/01 2000/04/15 1200
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1996/05/02 1230
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1998/04/04 1232
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1990/11/17 1238
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1996/09/01 1240
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2018/07/28 1241
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2013/08/21 1264
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1996/09/26 1265
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2010/01/29 1273
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 2000/10/28 1274
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2001/12/22 1274
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2004/03/13 1282
Village Idiot 2010/09/04 2014/03/17 1290
Porkless 1999/04/30 2002/12/19 1329
Missionary Impossible 2015/07/04 2019/03/09 1344
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1996/12/14 1358
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2017/03/25 1372
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1991/05/04 1378
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2015/10/27 1386
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1994/10/22 1393
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2019/03/20 1402
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2010/09/23 1418
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1995/12/16 1435
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2019/06/16 1446
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1991/10/26 1456
Red Hot Twatter 1995/03/25 1999/03/20 1456
Can't Find Tail 2013/05/11 2017/06/09 1490
Pumps Til It Burns 2015/08/01 2019/09/13 1504
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2016/04/09 1551
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2004/07/31 1610
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2011/06/25 1636
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2004/08/13 1651
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2004/05/22 1652
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2002/08/23 1686
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2003/10/11 1764
Aimless Amy 1987/10/31 1993/01/29 1917
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2006/11/05 1933
No Balls 1989/09/17 1995/01/14 1945
Mother Superior 1987/11/08 1993/03/27 1966
Wedgie 1995/04/22 2001/02/08 2119
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 1999/06/26 2268
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2012/08/04 2618
Tight Sphincter 1996/10/05 2004/07/31 2856
Studless 1993/08/28 2001/09/01 2926
Steamer 1995/11/07 2004/06/28 3156
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 1998/11/03 3342
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/10/30 2009/03/17 3426
Latecummer 1990/08/31 2000/06/24 3585
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2009/08/29 3703
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2005/11/05 3836
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2017/01/14 4224
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2013/08/21 4323
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2015/06/20 4537
More Leggs 1987/11/29 2000/10/28 4717
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2015/03/14 5768
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2016/12/17 6146
Hoof 'n Mouth 2000/03/04 2017/07/15 6342
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2017/12/30 6468
Beat It 1998/11/07 2017/07/09 6819