Slowest to reach 80 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Beat It 1998/11/07 2018/08/19 7225
Latecummer 1990/08/31 2009/09/05 6945
The uNalicker 1999/05/29 2017/06/11 6588
3 & Out 2000/04/15 2018/03/01 6529
Fourgasm 2000/02/19 2017/06/09 6320
Cums in Spurts 2001/10/20 2015/08/29 5061
Ralphie the Frat Boy 2003/01/17 2016/06/18 4901
More Leggs 1987/11/29 2001/03/08 4848
8 Balls 2005/06/22 2018/04/29 4694
Scratched & Sniffed 1993/04/10 2005/10/15 4571
Can't Fuckin Copulate 1999/07/10 2011/07/09 4382
Steamer 1995/11/07 2006/11/18 4029
El Douche Bag 1995/05/06 2006/05/12 4024
Ultra Heinie 1989/09/09 2000/02/19 3815
Little Fister 2007/01/01 2015/08/01 3134
Studless 1993/08/28 2001/12/22 3038
Poison Nut 2005/06/04 2013/04/27 2884
Wedgie 1995/04/22 2002/01/28 2473
No Balls 1989/09/17 1995/08/13 2156
Hot Pocket 2001/07/21 2007/03/10 2058
Head Wetter 1998/12/12 2004/05/08 1974
Mad Max 1987/10/31 1993/01/29 1917
Rusty Prick 2000/03/04 2005/04/09 1862
Ear of the Sperm 2000/02/05 2005/01/25 1816
Hot Tub Slut 1998/01/10 2002/11/19 1774
Pussy Whipped 1999/11/13 2004/09/11 1764
Hawaiian Puke 1992/01/11 1996/09/01 1695
Dammit Janet 1987/07/26 1992/02/22 1672
Finger in Dog's Orifice 2012/01/10 2016/07/16 1649
Oh Shit! 2015/07/01 2019/12/26 1639
Bimbo Flasher 2010/03/06 2014/08/10 1618
Padiddle 2006/11/05 2011/01/22 1539
Snow Blower 1990/12/29 1995/03/11 1533
Eager Beaver 1998/06/27 2002/08/17 1512
Twisted 2005/08/27 2009/10/17 1512
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 2012/01/10 2016/02/29 1511
Help Get It Up 2015/05/18 2019/07/02 1506
Catwoman 1993/03/27 1997/04/05 1470
BushWhacker 2013/06/22 2017/06/10 1449
Porkless 1999/04/30 2003/04/16 1447
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 2000/09/08 2004/08/14 1436
Pull & Pray 2015/03/05 2019/01/12 1409
Fur Balls 1987/06/28 1991/05/04 1406
Quarter Barrel 1997/05/03 2001/03/08 1405
Fluffer 2006/08/05 2010/05/27 1391
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1993/04/10 1997/01/25 1386
Croc Sucker 1993/04/10 1997/01/23 1384
SloPoker 1997/01/01 2000/10/14 1382
Meatlover 1992/12/19 1996/09/26 1377
Born InBred 2010/11/27 2014/08/16 1358
Nipple Rash 1994/11/19 1998/08/08 1358
Short n Sassy 2001/11/02 2005/07/16 1352
Purple Heart-On 1993/03/27 1996/11/30 1344
Mystic Blow 1996/07/13 1999/12/22 1257
Tiny Heinie 2009/10/17 2013/03/27 1257
Panty Remover 2001/11/10 2005/04/09 1246
Hellbound 2003/01/17 2006/06/12 1242
Amish Roadkill 2016/03/23 2019/08/10 1235
Strap On Santa 2007/03/10 2010/07/10 1218
One Way 2014/08/16 2017/12/02 1204
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 2016/01/16 2019/04/19 1189
Don't Give a Blow 2013/03/30 2016/06/18 1176
Nascock 2002/11/19 2006/01/28 1166
Fud Mucker 1995/05/06 1998/07/11 1162
Dreams of Dick 2015/05/09 2018/07/14 1162
Flying Burrito 1989/05/20 1992/07/25 1162
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/08 2004/02/28 1115
Pole Dancer 2012/01/01 2015/01/17 1112
Y=Pi 2005/08/27 2008/09/06 1106
G Spot 2013/02/25 2016/02/27 1097
Undercovers 2005/12/31 2009/01/01 1097
Anal Vice 1996/03/23 1999/03/20 1092
I. M. Cumming 2012/02/18 2015/01/17 1064
Hunts Head 2006/12/30 2009/11/28 1064
Ball Smasher 2011/12/12 2014/11/08 1062
Cut & Run 2011/08/11 2014/06/07 1031
Dah Gimp 1996/12/14 1999/10/02 1022
Slap Ya Mama 2014/10/25 2017/08/12 1022
Jump & Hump 1999/08/21 2002/05/26 1009
Tiny Tool 2009/09/19 2012/06/22 1007
Bermuda Triangle 2003/05/10 2006/01/28 994
Golden Showers 1999/10/16 2002/06/22 980
Barrel Roll 1994/07/02 1997/03/08 980
Little Tooter 1987/06/28 1990/02/24 972
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/10/05 1999/05/29 966
Goes Down Dirty 2014/04/15 2016/11/29 959
Drilled Sergeant 2001/07/07 2004/02/11 949
FLOWER 2001/01/20 2003/08/02 924
Elvis 2005/09/10 2007/12/23 834
Hazzar the Short Fellow 2004/06/19 2006/09/09 812
Goose Bumps 2004/07/17 2006/10/07 812
Venereal Disease 2014/11/22 2017/02/11 812
Dick Lips 2015/09/12 2017/10/07 756
Lazershit 1988/01/01 1990/01/14 744
Skin to Win 2014/10/11 2016/10/23 743
Sir Squirtsalot 2015/09/12 2017/09/09 728
¼″ Dick Inside Her 2016/02/29 2018/01/31 702
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/05/24 2016/04/22 699
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/03/12 2018/12/29 657
Penis Head 1987/07/18 1989/04/01 623
Boneless 2015/08/29 2017/04/26 606
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2019/12/26 606