| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Porkless | 4 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 2 |
| More Leggs | 2 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 2 |
| No Funyun | 2 |
| Penis Head | 2 |
| Curb Feeler | 1 |
| Don't Give a Blow | 1 |
| Baroquen Organ | 1 |
| Sir Squirtsalot | 1 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 1 |
| G Spot | 1 |
| Captain Cockpit | 1 |
| Lil John | 1 |
| Skin to Win | 1 |
| Help Get It Up | 1 |
| Ascot to Mouth | 1 |
| Quarter Barrel | 1 |