Traditional Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 251
2 More Leggs 114
3 Quarter Barrel 113
4 Porkless 108
5 Hot Tub Slut 70
6 Dah Gimp 68
7 Bermuda Triangle 67
8 Jump & Hump 59
9 Padiddle 57
10 Head Wetter 52
11 Catwoman 50
12 Cock-a-Noodle 49
13 Barrel Roll 48
14 No Balls 40
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Undercovers 32
17 Hunts Head 32
19 Goes Down Dirty 30
20 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 29
20 Goose Bumps 29
22 Little Tooter 28
23 Nipple Rash 27
24 Twisted 25
24 Skin to Win 25
26 Lazershit 24
27 Fud Mucker 23
27 Pussy Whipped 23
29 Mad Max 22
30 Elvis 21
30 Venereal Disease 21
32 Don't Give a Blow 20
32 Unlucky Skidmark 20
32 Slippery Asshole 20
32 Croc Sucker 20
32 Anal Vice 20
37 Fur Balls 19
38 3 & Out 18
39 Y=Pi 17
40 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
40 Slap Ya Mama 16
40 Short n Sassy 16
40 The uNalicker 16
44 Mystic Blow 15
44 8 Balls 15
44 Flying Burrito 15
44 Dreams of Dick 15
44 Aimless Amy 15
44 Tiny Heinie 15
50 El Douche Bag 14
50 Boneless 14
50 G Spot 14
50 I Munch Skins 14
50 Pull & Pray 14
50 Sir Squirtsalot 14
50 I. M. Cumming 14
57 Born InBred 13
57 Eager Beaver 13
57 Golden Showers 13
57 Ultra Heinie 13
61 Strap On Santa 12
61 Steamer 12
61 Ear of the Sperm 12
61 Shig Eating Grin 12
61 Hawaiian Puke 12
66 Latecummer 11
66 Help Get It Up 11
66 Panty Remover 11
66 BushWhacker 11
66 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 11
66 Luscious Lips 11
66 Bimbo Flasher 11
66 Drilled Sergeant 11
74 Dammit Janet 10
74 Meatlover 10
76 Finger in Dog's Orifice 9
76 Studless 9
76 SloPoker 9
76 Village Idiot 9
80 Leagle Beagle 8
80 Rusty Prick 8
80 Cut & Run 8
80 Tampon 8
80 Pumps Til It Burns 8
80 Ball Smasher 8
80 One Way 8
80 Scratched & Sniffed 8
80 Short Shit 8
89 Body Fluid Hazard 7
89 Dick Lips 7
89 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
89 Video X 7
89 Big Mac 7
89 RU Wet Yet? 7
89 Toxic Puss 7
89 Herpe the Love Bug 7
89 Red Hot Twatter 7
98 Tool Box 6
98 FLOWER 6
98 Pole Dancer 6
98 Hellbound 6
98 G-String 6
98 Termite 6
98 Black Watch 6
98 Elvis the King 6
98 Velvet Prick(less) 6
98 Dah Bitch 6
98 Horny Dog 6
98 Wedgie 6
98 H&R Cock 6
98 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 6
112 Little Fister 5
112 Open Whore Policy 5
112 Spongejob Sugar Bush 5
112 Cums in Spurts 5
112 Aching Ass 5
112 Baby Snatcher 5
112 Fourgasm 5
112 Eat Shit and Die 5
112 Poison Nut 5
112 Strokes Alone 5
112 Tight Sphincter 5
112 Fluffer 5
112 Someone 5
112 Serving Seamen 5
112 Balls, On The Rocks 5
112 Eunuch 5
112 Wanna Pecker 5
112 Limp Dick 5
112 VIP 5
112 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
112 Wolfman 5
112 Organic Dildo 5
112 Penis Envy 5
112 ¼" Dick Inside Her 5
112 On-Sex 5
137 Something Dirty 4
137 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
137 Spoiled Meat 4
137 Puke of Earl 4
137 U Suck We Hate U 4
137 Muck Diver 4
137 Space Weenie 4
137 Shamcock 4
137 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
137 Holy Fuck 4
137 Big Sleazy 4
137 Missionary Impossible 4
137 Ficus 4
137 Mother Jugs 4
137 Nascock 4
137 Wee Thing 4
137 Hot Pocket 4
137 Sweet Cheeks 4
137 Itchy Bitsy 4
137 Bulldozer 4
137 Vommit Dog 4
137 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
137 Bad Attitude 4
137 Mother Superior 4
137 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
137 Prof Felcher 4
163 Blow Off Bitch 3
163 Snow Blower 3
163 Mr Flanger 3
163 Sucks So Slow 3
163 Wroughten Pussy 3
163 Russian One Out 3
163 French Porn 3
163 Oh Shit! 3
163 Cock in a Box 3
163 Whatizname 3
163 Dibs on the Hobo 3
163 Amish Roadkill 3
163 That's Not Gonna Work 3
163 Pigeon Shit 3
163 I'm Not Gay 3
163 Fresh Step 3
163 Bushwacker 3
163 General Surplus 3
163 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
163 Pseudomonas 3
163 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
163 Little Lady Boner 3
163 Hard Head 3
186 Fire Balls 2
186 Wanna Blow 2
186 Switch Hitter 2
186 I Don't Run 2
186 Just Al Fraioli 2
186 Toe Jam 2
186 Quivering Shaft 2
186 Alabama Hotpocket 2
186 Pointer 2
186 Crotchweed 2
186 The Lindy Hop 2
186 Pocket Pal 2
186 Bitch Whisperer 2
186 Thumper 2
186 Red n Pecker 2
186 Princess Lei Me 2
186 Smurf Balls 2
186 Bloody Gash 2
186 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
186 Kojack Off 2
186 Chicken Shit 2
186 Hogs Breath 2
186 Fun Buns 2
186 Of the Jungle 2
186 Missed the Hole 2
186 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
186 Chicken Choker 2
186 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
186 B&D PW 2
186 Frozen Crack 2
186 Cherry Popper 2
186 Hack My Sack 2
186 Puke 'n' Poker 2
186 Makes Em Cum 2
186 Martha Screwher 2
186 Tongue Action 2
186 Cumming Counts 2
186 Very Massive Instrument 2
186 Jinx 2
186 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
186 Tilt-A-Girl 2
186 Third Leg 2
186 Shut the Fuck Up 2
186 Loose Caboose 2
186 Tinkerbell 2
186 Droopy Drawers 2
186 S & M 2
186 Cougar Cooter Stick Her 2
186 Safe Sex 2
186 Don't Cum on the Puppy 2
186 Ogre Under 2
186 Jabonni 2
186 Pink Cum Socks 2
186 HAWG 2
186 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
186 Little Cheeks 2
186 Horny Again 2
186 Brown 'n Runny 2
186 Fucky Bucky 2
186 Girly Man 2
186 Crotch Face 2
186 Paralympdick 2
248 Just Richard Miller 1
248 Boob Teaser 1
248 Just Allen Johnson 1
248 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
248 Illuminutti 1
248 Strap On Strap Off 1
248 Free Willy 1
248 Eats It Raw 1
248 Sir Pees a Lot 1
248 Stocks & Bondage 1
248 Blue Ball Slapper 1
248 Just Korra Thomas 1
248 Papoose Caboose 1
248 Rat Gas 1
248 Hare Ball 1
248 Thunder Clap 1
248 Anal Retention 1
248 Greasy Poon 1
248 Pays for It 1
248 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
248 Eat My Pi 1
248 Irish Stewl 1
248 Just Dave Brinker 1
248 One Stroke 1
248 Hey Little Girl 1
248 Just Steve Roach 1
248 Can't Find Tail 1
248 Huckle Fairy 1
248 Just Rick Beck 1
248 Short Round 1
248 Just Brian McCauley 1
248 Pussy Foot 1
248 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
248 Snoopy 1
248 Take Him Upstairs 1
248 Fucking Slug 1
248 Stuffed Flounder 1
248 SCF 1
248 Cummin Back 1
248 Tongue in Cheeks 1
248 Quick to Spit 1
248 Quick Fire 1
248 Just Dave 1
248 Capt. Skidmark 1
248 New Shoez 1
248 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
248 KIST 1
248 Benny 1
248 Teacher-Teacher 1
248 Mock My Manhood 1
248 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
248 Reach Around 1
248 Just Becky (2014) 1
248 Hyper-Hand Job 1
248 Fungi 1
248 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
248 Chrivaled Ass 1
248 Two Tone 1
248 Master Blast Her 1
248 Armadildo 1
248 Porcelain God 1
248 Triple-A 1
248 Can't Touch This 1
248 Tender Titties 1
248 Salt Lick 1
248 No Funyun 1
248 Little Pecker 1
248 Pork My Tits 1
248 Splooge 1
248 Odoriferous Orifice 1
248 Erectionally Challenged 1
248 Poo Poo Per Who 1
248 Just Eric Kneier 1
248 PVT Ass Guardian 1
248 Cavity Search 1
248 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
248 Best Blow 1
248 Lady Humps a Lot 1
248 Highway Flasher 1
248 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
248 Capt Fishballs 1
248 Dead Fucker 1
248 In a Heart Beat 1
248 Sham Twat 1
248 Catnip 1
248 Just Rob Gay 1
248 3 $ a Minute 1
248 Hitch the Bitch 1
248 Broke Dick Mountain 1
248 Dick Tested Mother Approved 1
248 Motor Mouth 1
248 Fucking Nothing 1
248 Goldie Locks 1
248 Phacial Kondom 1
248 WHAM 1
248 Oral Cumunicator 1
248 Son of a Nun 1
248 Ben Shikkin 1
248 Cums w/ Quarters 1
248 Lip Master 1
248 Slobbering Wet 1
248 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
248 Got Crabs? 1
248 Buttocks 1
248 Just Gina Jasin 1
248 Hung Like This 1
248 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
248 Fourskin 1
248 Pinocchiho 1
248 Just John Rust 1
248 Cock-A-TuTu 1
248 Madam Flanger Banger 1
248 Back Door Dwarf 1
248 Just Matt Bond 1
248 Sally 1
248 3 Holes; No Waiting! 1
248 Deep Swallows 1
248 Dr. Whooters 1
248 Cluster Fuck 1
248 Monsterbator 1
248 Just Dave Bogrees 1
248 Nice Try 1
248 Just Gail Brinker 1
248 Just Tim Zadzora 1
248 Bananagasm 1
248 Strong Enough for a Man 1
248 Son Inferior 1
248 Red Hott Nuts 1
248 Medium Rare 1
248 Looney Toon 1
248 That Fucking Guy 1
248 Poo Poo Splatter 1
248 Volatile Victor 1
248 Virgin Mary 1
248 Perfect Fucking Date 1
248 Pink Boote' 1
248 Laa-Laa 1
248 Tits for Tots 1
248 Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 1
248 Horrible Warning 1
248 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
248 Screamer 1
248 Serialbater 1
248 Ascot to Mouth 1
248 AssTek 1
248 Famunda 1
248 Fag Futbol 1
248 Happy Endings 1
248 Mr BeepHer 1
248 Black Beard 1
248 Fakes It 1
248 Cummin Carmen 1
248 Working Member 1
248 Just Mary Dages 1
248 Neon Knockers 1
248 Double "O" Dickless 1
248 Bag O'Shit 1
248 Wet-n-Nasty 1
248 Ryosuke 1
248 Shaving Ryan's Privates 1
248 Conch Sucker 1
248 Fort Knockers 1
248 Three Way Time 1
248 Rhinestone Blow 1
248 Beef Twerky 1