| Dammit Janet |
16 |
| Penis Head |
16 |
| Snow Blower |
16 |
| Flying Burrito |
12 |
| Lazershit |
11 |
| Frozen Crack |
10 |
| Girly Man |
9 |
| Limp Dick |
9 |
| Latecummer |
8 |
| Elvis the King |
7 |
| Sally |
7 |
| VIP |
7 |
| Whatizname |
7 |
| Granny Boulders |
5 |
| Mad Max |
5 |
| Mother Superior |
5 |
| Strokes Alone |
5 |
| Titless |
5 |
| Aimless Amy |
4 |
| Fur Balls |
4 |
| Hard Head |
4 |
| Hawaiian Puke |
4 |
| Joker |
4 |
| Meatlover |
4 |
| Mother Jugs |
4 |
| No Balls |
4 |
| Tami Faye |
4 |
| Ultra Heinie |
4 |
| Bad Attitude |
3 |
| Clamp |
3 |
| Crotchweed |
3 |
| Ginga Crackus |
3 |
| Gunga Dick |
3 |
| Manly Girl |
3 |
| On-Sex |
3 |
| One Stroke |
3 |
| Purple Heart-On |
3 |
| Scratched & Sniffed |
3 |
| Sewer Rat |
3 |
| Shark |
3 |
| Thumper |
3 |
| Two Tone |
3 |
| Black Crack |
2 |
| Croc Sucker |
2 |
| Just Laura Salerno |
2 |
| Just Mark Geisinger |
2 |
| Just Rob Block |
2 |
| Just Tara Lightcap |
2 |
| Lo Blower |
2 |
| Loose Lips |
2 |
| Of the Jungle |
2 |
| PMS |
2 |
| Pointer |
2 |
| Pussy Foot |
2 |
| Pygmy Hippo Lover |
2 |
| Stuff-a-Cockus |
2 |
| Walking Slug |
2 |
| ??? (1992 visitor to #216) |
1 |
| Black Beard |
1 |
| Bubbalicious |
1 |
| Call Girl (female) |
1 |
| Catwoman |
1 |
| Chain |
1 |
| Cock-Pit |
1 |
| Crustacean |
1 |
| Fucking Slug |
1 |
| Fun Buns |
1 |
| General Surplus |
1 |
| Good Luck Goal Hound |
1 |
| Hawkeye Fierce |
1 |
| Jingle |
1 |
| Just Betsy Strines |
1 |
| Just Carol McCormick |
1 |
| Just Carole Siyahi |
1 |
| Just Chris Lackey |
1 |
| Just Denise (1993) |
1 |
| Just Denise West |
1 |
| Just Dorothea Leppi |
1 |
| Just Garland Henderson |
1 |
| Just Gary Macri |
1 |
| Just Graham Tilley |
1 |
| Just J Henderson |
1 |
| Just Jan Stynes |
1 |
| Just Jason Graham |
1 |
| Just Jim Whiteley |
1 |
| Just Karen Schuler |
1 |
| Just Ken Kramer |
1 |
| Just Lori Davis |
1 |
| Just Mak Geisinger |
1 |
| Just Mark Young |
1 |
| Just Monty Smith |
1 |
| Just Pam (1992) |
1 |
| Just Sam Marmer |
1 |
| Just Severin Blenkish |
1 |
| Just Sharon (1992) |
1 |
| Just Sheryl Liffick |
1 |
| Just Steve Wenke |
1 |
| Just Stu Dornfeld |
1 |
| Just Tim Burke (1992) |
1 |
| La Circum Surgeon |
1 |
| Lady |
1 |
| Libido Juice |
1 |
| Little Pecker |
1 |
| Parrot Head |
1 |
| Penis Envy |
1 |
| Psycho |
1 |
| Shaft |
1 |
| Snorkeling Shmegmata |
1 |
| Son Inferior |
1 |
| Spark Wing Duck |
1 |
| Squirt'n Earnie |
1 |
| Streaking Heifer |
1 |
| Sweet & Sour Früshenglaser |
1 |
| Tampon |
1 |
| Treetrunks |
1 |
| Triple-A |
1 |
| Vommit Dog |
1 |
| Wanna Pecker |
1 |
| Watchcap |
1 |
| Wee Willy |
1 |
| Wolfman |
1 |
| Yum Yum |
1 |