| Penis Head |
9 |
| Purple Heart-On |
8 |
| Pygmy Hippo Lover |
8 |
| Snow Blower |
8 |
| VIP |
8 |
| Croc Sucker |
7 |
| Fur Balls |
7 |
| Hawaiian Puke |
7 |
| Meatlover |
7 |
| Penis Envy |
7 |
| Scratched & Sniffed |
7 |
| Limp Dick |
6 |
| No Balls |
6 |
| Flying Burrito |
5 |
| Lazershit |
5 |
| Titless |
5 |
| Elvis the King |
4 |
| Latecummer |
4 |
| Loose Lips |
4 |
| Pointer |
4 |
| Studless |
4 |
| Of the Jungle |
3 |
| Pigeon Shit |
3 |
| Smurf Balls |
3 |
| Whatizname |
3 |
| Clamp |
2 |
| Dammit Janet |
2 |
| Ginga Crackus |
2 |
| Hard Head |
2 |
| Hooter Heaver |
2 |
| Just Eric Kiefer |
2 |
| Just Laura Salerno |
2 |
| Just Steve Wenke |
2 |
| Mad Max |
2 |
| Mother Superior |
2 |
| One Gulp |
2 |
| Pseudomonas |
2 |
| Shark |
2 |
| Tami Faye |
2 |
| Ultra Heinie |
2 |
| Aimless Amy |
1 |
| Bubbalicious |
1 |
| Call Girl (female) |
1 |
| Capt. Skidmark |
1 |
| Cherry Stem |
1 |
| Crotchweed |
1 |
| Crustacean |
1 |
| Cummin Back |
1 |
| Floppy |
1 |
| Good Luck Goal Hound |
1 |
| Granny Boulders |
1 |
| Hawkeye Fierce |
1 |
| Irish Stewl |
1 |
| Just Becky Smith |
1 |
| Just Betsy Strines |
1 |
| Just Bryan Runkle |
1 |
| Just Carol McCormick |
1 |
| Just Denise West |
1 |
| Just Gibbs Dickson |
1 |
| Just Greg Gutterman |
1 |
| Just Jan Stynes |
1 |
| Just Jason Graham |
1 |
| Just Jim Bale |
1 |
| Just Kate Harvey |
1 |
| Just Kathy Danzeisen |
1 |
| Just Lyn McNeely |
1 |
| Just Mindy Geise |
1 |
| Just Monty Smith |
1 |
| Just Rob Block |
1 |
| Just Sam Marmer |
1 |
| Just Severin Blenkish |
1 |
| Just Sheryl Liffick |
1 |
| Just Steve Everding |
1 |
| Knot Whole |
1 |
| La Circum Surgeon |
1 |
| Libido Juice |
1 |
| Mother Jugs |
1 |
| Sally |
1 |
| Sewer Rat |
1 |
| Shaft |
1 |
| Snorkeling Shmegmata |
1 |
| Spark Wing Duck |
1 |
| Squirt'n Earnie |
1 |
| Stinkey Balls |
1 |
| Streaking Heifer |
1 |
| Strokes Alone |
1 |
| Stuff-a-Cockus |
1 |
| Sweet & Sour Früshenglaser |
1 |
| Thumper |
1 |
| Toe Jam |
1 |
| Two Tone |
1 |
| Vommit Dog |
1 |
| Watchcap |
1 |