| Hasher Name | Abbreviation |
|---|---|
| Penis Head | P-Head |
| Open Whore Policy | |
| Goes Down Dirty | GDD |
| G Spot | |
| Don't Give a Blow | |
| Eager Beaver | |
| Help Get It Up | Help |
| Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks | |
| Sir Squirtsalot | |
| Skin to Win | |
| Cock-a-Noodle | Noodle |
| Pocket Pal | |
| Venereal Disease | VD |
| 8 Balls | |
| Shig Eating Grin | |
| Fester the Molester | |
| Bitch, Moan, & Wine | BMW, Beamer |
| Dibs on the Hobo | DotH |
| 3 & Out | 3 |
| Porkless | |
| More Leggs | |
| Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger | |
| Dah Gimp | |
| ΒΌ" Dick Inside Her | Quidditch |