| Hasher Name | Abbreviation |
|---|---|
| Ben Wa | |
| Shagless | |
| Just Mike Woods | |
| Just Shellie Woods | |
| PWedgie | PWedge |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | Waxy |
| Quarter Barrel | QB |
| Porkless | |
| Nipple Rash | |
| Scooby Doo 'Em | |
| Neon Knockers | |
| More Leggs | |
| Jump & Hump | |
| Hot Tub Slut | |
| Golden Showers | |
| Eatapus | |
| Eager Beaver | |
| Drilled Sergeant | |
| Vommit Dog | Steaming Piles of Dog Vomit |
| Dah Gimp | |
| Pubic Zirconium | |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | |
| Beat It | |
| Barrel Roll |