True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 240
2 Quarter Barrel 112
3 More Leggs 104
4 Porkless 98
5 Bermuda Triangle 65
6 Hot Tub Slut 62
7 Jump & Hump 59
8 Padiddle 57
9 Dah Gimp 55
10 Head Wetter 52
11 Barrel Roll 48
12 Catwoman 46
13 No Balls 40
14 Cock-a-Noodle 39
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Hunts Head 32
17 Undercovers 32
19 Goose Bumps 29
20 Little Tooter 28
21 Goes Down Dirty 27
21 Nipple Rash 27
23 Twisted 25
23 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 25
25 Skin to Win 24
25 Lazershit 24
27 Pussy Whipped 23
27 Fud Mucker 23
29 Mad Max 22
30 Elvis 21
30 Venereal Disease 21
32 Don't Give a Blow 20
32 Slippery Asshole 20
32 Croc Sucker 20
32 Anal Vice 20
36 Fur Balls 19
37 Unlucky Skidmark 18
37 3 & Out 18
39 Y=Pi 17
40 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
40 Slap Ya Mama 16
40 Short n Sassy 16
43 Aimless Amy 15
43 Flying Burrito 15
43 Tiny Heinie 15
43 Mystic Blow 15
47 G Spot 14
47 The uNalicker 14
47 Pull & Pray 14
47 I. M. Cumming 14
47 El Douche Bag 14
47 Boneless 14
53 Golden Showers 13
53 Ultra Heinie 13
53 I Munch Skins 13
53 8 Balls 13
53 Dreams of Dick 13
53 Born InBred 13
59 Strap On Santa 12
59 Steamer 12
59 Eager Beaver 12
59 Ear of the Sperm 12
59 Hawaiian Puke 12
64 Latecummer 11
64 BushWhacker 11
64 Luscious Lips 11
64 Bimbo Flasher 11
64 Drilled Sergeant 11
69 Panty Remover 10
69 Meatlover 10
69 Shig Eating Grin 10
69 Dammit Janet 10
69 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 10
74 SloPoker 9
74 Village Idiot 9
74 Sir Squirtsalot 9
74 Finger in Dog's Orifice 9
74 Studless 9
79 Rusty Prick 8
79 Cut & Run 8
79 Tampon 8
79 Pumps Til It Burns 8
79 Scratched & Sniffed 8
79 Leagle Beagle 8
79 Short Shit 8
86 Toxic Puss 7
86 Ball Smasher 7
86 Body Fluid Hazard 7
86 Video X 7
86 Big Mac 7
86 RU Wet Yet? 7
86 Red Hot Twatter 7
86 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
86 One Way 7
95 Termite 6
95 Elvis the King 6
95 Horny Dog 6
95 Tool Box 6
95 Pole Dancer 6
95 G-String 6
95 Black Watch 6
95 Dah Bitch 6
95 Hellbound 6
95 Velvet Prick(less) 6
95 Wedgie 6
95 FLOWER 6
107 Serving Seamen 5
107 Strokes Alone 5
107 Limp Dick 5
107 Organic Dildo 5
107 Poison Nut 5
107 Little Fister 5
107 Aching Ass 5
107 Someone 5
107 Wanna Pecker 5
107 H&R Cock 5
107 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
107 Dick Lips 5
107 ¼″ Dick Inside Her 5
107 Tight Sphincter 5
107 Eat Shit and Die 5
107 Fluffer 5
107 Wolfman 5
107 On-Sex 5
107 Baby Snatcher 5
107 Eunuch 5
107 VIP 5
107 Penis Envy 5
107 Open Whore Policy 5
130 Mother Superior 4
130 Sweet Cheeks 4
130 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
130 Vommit Dog 4
130 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
130 Puke of Earl 4
130 Spoiled Meat 4
130 Missionary Impossible 4
130 Itchy Bitsy 4
130 Help Get It Up 4
130 Prof Felcher 4
130 Wee Thing 4
130 Nascock 4
130 Shamcock 4
130 Space Weenie 4
130 Big Sleazy 4
130 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
130 Bad Attitude 4
130 Something Dirty 4
130 U Suck We Hate U 4
130 Hot Pocket 4
130 Cums in Spurts 4
130 Bulldozer 4
130 Mother Jugs 4
130 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
130 Muck Diver 4
130 Holy Fuck 4
157 Whatizname 3
157 That's Not Gonna Work 3
157 Blow Off Bitch 3
157 Fresh Step 3
157 Pseudomonas 3
157 Amish Roadkill 3
157 I'm Not Gay 3
157 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
157 Sucks So Slow 3
157 Oh Shit! 3
157 Herpe the Love Bug 3
157 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
157 Hard Head 3
157 Pigeon Shit 3
157 Bushwacker 3
157 Fourgasm 3
157 Snow Blower 3
157 Russian One Out 3
157 French Porn 3
157 General Surplus 3
157 Little Lady Boner 3
157 Mr Flanger 3
179 Switch Hitter 2
179 Pocket Pal 2
179 Chicken Shit 2
179 Jinx 2
179 Safe Sex 2
179 Fucky Bucky 2
179 Alabama Hotpocket 2
179 Missed the Hole 2
179 Martha Screwher 2
179 Tinkerbell 2
179 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
179 Brown 'n Runny 2
179 Just Al Fraioli 2
179 B&D PW 2
179 Cherry Popper 2
179 Crotch Face 2
179 Toe Jam 2
179 Red n Pecker 2
179 Bloody Gash 2
179 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
179 Cougar Cooter Stick Her 2
179 The Lindy Hop 2
179 Thumper 2
179 Of the Jungle 2
179 Tilt-A-Girl 2
179 Makes Em Cum 2
179 Loose Caboose 2
179 Cock in a Box 2
179 Very Massive Instrument 2
179 HAWG 2
179 Wanna Blow 2
179 Kojack Off 2
179 Girly Man 2
179 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
179 Dibs on the Hobo 2
179 I Don't Run 2
179 Horny Again 2
179 Frozen Crack 2
179 Quivering Shaft 2
179 Princess Lei Me 2
179 Smurf Balls 2
179 Tongue Action 2
179 Droopy Drawers 2
179 Little Cheeks 2
179 S & M 2
179 Bitch Whisperer 2
179 Hogs Breath 2
179 Hack My Sack 2
179 Third Leg 2
179 Jabonni 2
179 Paralympdick 2
179 Pointer 2
179 Chicken Choker 2
179 Cumming Counts 2
179 Fun Buns 2
179 Puke 'n' Poker 2
179 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
179 Shut the Fuck Up 2
179 Pink Cum Socks 2
179 Fire Balls 2
179 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2
179 Crotchweed 2
179 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
242 Fort Knockers 1
242 Just Gail Brinker 1
242 Teacher-Teacher 1
242 Famunda 1
242 Hung Like This 1
242 Ryosuke 1
242 Sham Twat 1
242 Greasy Poon 1
242 Capt. Skidmark 1
242 Salt Lick 1
242 Odoriferous Orifice 1
242 Oral Cumunicator 1
242 Nice Try 1
242 Fag Futbol 1
242 Fakes It 1
242 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
242 Catnip 1
242 Volatile Victor 1
242 New Shoez 1
242 Erectionally Challenged 1
242 Son of a Nun 1
242 Just Dave Brinker 1
242 Happy Endings 1
242 Cavity Search 1
242 Slobbering Wet 1
242 Son Inferior 1
242 Cummin Carmen 1
242 Three Way Time 1
242 Papoose Caboose 1
242 Cummin Back 1
242 Ogre Under 1
242 Motor Mouth 1
242 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
242 Red Hott Nuts 1
242 Just Allen Johnson 1
242 Just Rick Beck 1
242 Fungi 1
242 Capt Fishballs 1
242 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
242 Pays for It 1
242 Laa-Laa 1
242 Short Round 1
242 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
242 Dead Fucker 1
242 Snoopy 1
242 Armadildo 1
242 Just Rob Gay 1
242 Madam Flanger Banger 1
242 One Stroke 1
242 Mock My Manhood 1
242 Wroughten Pussy 1
242 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
242 Ben Shikkin 1
242 Deep Swallows 1
242 Working Member 1
242 Porcelain God 1
242 Tongue in Cheeks 1
242 No Funyun 1
242 Fucking Nothing 1
242 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
242 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
242 Got Crabs? 1
242 Medium Rare 1
242 Just Eric Kneier 1
242 Eats It Raw 1
242 Fourskin 1
242 Virgin Mary 1
242 Tits for Tots 1
242 Poo Poo Splatter 1
242 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
242 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
242 Poo Poo Per Who 1
242 Just Tim Zadzora 1
242 Mr BeepHer 1
242 Sir Pees a Lot 1
242 Serialbater 1
242 Take Him Upstairs 1
242 Rat Gas 1
242 3 $ a Minute 1
242 Back Door Dwarf 1
242 Rhinestone Blow 1
242 Hey Little Girl 1
242 KIST 1
242 Best Blow 1
242 Just Mary Dages 1
242 Does it for Quarters 1
242 Hare Ball 1
242 Quick to Spit 1
242 Little Pecker 1
242 Goldie Locks 1
242 Cluster Fuck 1
242 Horrible Warning 1
242 AssTek 1
242 Lady Humps a Lot 1
242 Buttocks 1
242 Just Brian McCauley 1
242 Chrivaled Ass 1
242 In a Heart Beat 1
242 Pinocchiho 1
242 Perfect Fucking Date 1
242 Eat My Pi 1
242 Pork My Tits 1
242 Phacial Kondom 1
242 Monsterbator 1
242 Can't Touch This 1
242 Black Beard 1
242 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
242 Fucking Slug 1
242 Triple-A 1
242 Hitch the Bitch 1
242 Just Matt Bond 1
242 Just Becky (2014) 1
242 Beef Twerky 1
242 Just Steve Roach 1
242 Reach Around 1
242 Illuminutti 1
242 Looney Toon 1
242 Neon Knockers 1
242 Thunder Clap 1
242 Ficus 1
242 Quick Fire 1
242 Just Dave Bogrees 1
242 Stuffed Flounder 1
242 Bananagasm 1
242 Strap On Strap Off 1
242 Two Tone 1
242 Stocks & Bondage 1
242 Just Richard Miller 1
242 Just John Rust 1
242 Can't Find Tail 1
242 Highway Flasher 1
242 Just Gina Jasin 1
242 That Fucking Guy 1
242 Double "O" Dickless 1
242 Anal Retention 1
242 Splooge 1
242 WHAM 1
242 Boob Teaser 1
242 Huckle Fairy 1
242 Hyper-Hand Job 1
242 Blue Ball Slapper 1
242 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
242 Broke Dick Mountain 1
242 Pussy Foot 1
242 Sally 1
242 Bag O'Shit 1
242 Pink Boote' 1
242 Conch Sucker 1
242 Irish Stewl 1
242 Benny 1
242 PVT Ass Guardian 1
242 Lip Master 1
242 Strong Enough for a Man 1
242 Free Willy 1
242 Just Korra Thomas 1
242 SCF 1
242 Tender Titties 1
242 Master Blast Her 1
242 Dick Tested Mother Approved 1
242 Screamer 1