True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 248
2 Quarter Barrel 112
3 More Leggs 110
4 Porkless 104
5 Hot Tub Slut 69
6 Bermuda Triangle 67
7 Dah Gimp 65
8 Jump & Hump 59
9 Padiddle 57
10 Head Wetter 52
11 Catwoman 48
11 Barrel Roll 48
11 Cock-a-Noodle 48
14 No Balls 40
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Hunts Head 32
17 Undercovers 32
19 Goes Down Dirty 30
20 Goose Bumps 29
21 Little Tooter 28
22 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 27
22 Nipple Rash 27
24 Twisted 25
25 Skin to Win 24
25 Lazershit 24
27 Fud Mucker 23
27 Pussy Whipped 23
29 Mad Max 22
30 Elvis 21
30 Venereal Disease 21
32 Don't Give a Blow 20
32 Slippery Asshole 20
32 Croc Sucker 20
32 Anal Vice 20
36 Fur Balls 19
36 Unlucky Skidmark 19
38 3 & Out 18
39 Y=Pi 17
40 Slap Ya Mama 16
40 Short n Sassy 16
40 The uNalicker 16
40 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
44 Mystic Blow 15
44 Aimless Amy 15
44 8 Balls 15
44 Flying Burrito 15
44 Tiny Heinie 15
49 Boneless 14
49 G Spot 14
49 I Munch Skins 14
49 Pull & Pray 14
49 El Douche Bag 14
49 I. M. Cumming 14
49 Sir Squirtsalot 14
56 Born InBred 13
56 Eager Beaver 13
56 Golden Showers 13
56 Ultra Heinie 13
56 Dreams of Dick 13
61 Hawaiian Puke 12
61 Ear of the Sperm 12
61 Strap On Santa 12
61 Steamer 12
61 Shig Eating Grin 12
66 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 11
66 Drilled Sergeant 11
66 Bimbo Flasher 11
66 Latecummer 11
66 BushWhacker 11
66 Luscious Lips 11
72 Dammit Janet 10
72 Panty Remover 10
72 Meatlover 10
75 Finger in Dog's Orifice 9
75 Studless 9
75 SloPoker 9
75 Village Idiot 9
79 Short Shit 8
79 Rusty Prick 8
79 Cut & Run 8
79 Tampon 8
79 Pumps Til It Burns 8
79 Ball Smasher 8
79 Scratched & Sniffed 8
79 Leagle Beagle 8
87 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
87 One Way 7
87 Help Get It Up 7
87 Toxic Puss 7
87 Dick Lips 7
87 Body Fluid Hazard 7
87 Video X 7
87 Big Mac 7
87 RU Wet Yet? 7
87 Red Hot Twatter 7
97 FLOWER 6
97 Hellbound 6
97 Velvet Prick(less) 6
97 Wedgie 6
97 Termite 6
97 Elvis the King 6
97 Horny Dog 6
97 Tool Box 6
97 Pole Dancer 6
97 G-String 6
97 H&R Cock 6
97 Herpe the Love Bug 6
97 Dah Bitch 6
97 Black Watch 6
111 Eat Shit and Die 5
111 Fluffer 5
111 Wolfman 5
111 On-Sex 5
111 Baby Snatcher 5
111 Eunuch 5
111 VIP 5
111 Penis Envy 5
111 Open Whore Policy 5
111 Serving Seamen 5
111 Strokes Alone 5
111 Limp Dick 5
111 Organic Dildo 5
111 Poison Nut 5
111 Little Fister 5
111 Aching Ass 5
111 Someone 5
111 Wanna Pecker 5
111 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
111 ¼″ Dick Inside Her 5
111 Tight Sphincter 5
132 Cums in Spurts 4
132 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 4
132 Holy Fuck 4
132 Bulldozer 4
132 Mother Jugs 4
132 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
132 Muck Diver 4
132 Mother Superior 4
132 Sweet Cheeks 4
132 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
132 Prof Felcher 4
132 Wee Thing 4
132 Vommit Dog 4
132 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
132 Puke of Earl 4
132 Spoiled Meat 4
132 Missionary Impossible 4
132 Itchy Bitsy 4
132 Nascock 4
132 Shamcock 4
132 Space Weenie 4
132 Big Sleazy 4
132 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
132 Bad Attitude 4
132 Spongejob Sugar Bush 4
132 U Suck We Hate U 4
132 Something Dirty 4
132 Hot Pocket 4
132 Fourgasm 4
161 French Porn 3
161 General Surplus 3
161 Little Lady Boner 3
161 Mr Flanger 3
161 Whatizname 3
161 That's Not Gonna Work 3
161 Blow Off Bitch 3
161 Fresh Step 3
161 Pseudomonas 3
161 Amish Roadkill 3
161 I'm Not Gay 3
161 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
161 Sucks So Slow 3
161 Oh Shit! 3
161 Dibs on the Hobo 3
161 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
161 Hard Head 3
161 Pigeon Shit 3
161 Bushwacker 3
161 Ficus 3
161 Snow Blower 3
161 Russian One Out 3
183 Fun Buns 2
183 Puke 'n' Poker 2
183 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
183 Shut the Fuck Up 2
183 Pink Cum Socks 2
183 Fire Balls 2
183 Crotchweed 2
183 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
183 Switch Hitter 2
183 Pocket Pal 2
183 Chicken Shit 2
183 Jinx 2
183 Safe Sex 2
183 Fucky Bucky 2
183 Alabama Hotpocket 2
183 Missed the Hole 2
183 Martha Screwher 2
183 Tinkerbell 2
183 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
183 Cougar Cooter Stick Her 2
183 Brown 'n Runny 2
183 Just Al Fraioli 2
183 B&D PW 2
183 Cherry Popper 2
183 Crotch Face 2
183 Toe Jam 2
183 Red n Pecker 2
183 Bloody Gash 2
183 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
183 Wanna Blow 2
183 The Lindy Hop 2
183 Thumper 2
183 Of the Jungle 2
183 Tilt-A-Girl 2
183 Makes Em Cum 2
183 Loose Caboose 2
183 Cock in a Box 2
183 Very Massive Instrument 2
183 HAWG 2
183 Don’t Cum on the Puppy 2
183 Kojack Off 2
183 Girly Man 2
183 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
183 Little Cheeks 2
183 I Don't Run 2
183 Horny Again 2
183 Frozen Crack 2
183 Quivering Shaft 2
183 Princess Lei Me 2
183 Smurf Balls 2
183 Tongue Action 2
183 Droopy Drawers 2
183 S & M 2
183 Bitch Whisperer 2
183 Hogs Breath 2
183 Hack My Sack 2
183 Third Leg 2
183 Jabonni 2
183 Paralympdick 2
183 Pointer 2
183 Chicken Choker 2
183 Cumming Counts 2
245 Anal Retention 1
245 Just Dave 1
245 Splooge 1
245 WHAM 1
245 Just Dave Bogrees 1
245 Stuffed Flounder 1
245 Bananagasm 1
245 Strap On Strap Off 1
245 Two Tone 1
245 Stocks & Bondage 1
245 Just Richard Miller 1
245 Just John Rust 1
245 Can't Find Tail 1
245 Highway Flasher 1
245 Just Gina Jasin 1
245 That Fucking Guy 1
245 Double "O" Dickless 1
245 Dick Tested Mother Approved 1
245 3 Holes; No Waiting! 1
245 Screamer 1
245 Boob Teaser 1
245 Huckle Fairy 1
245 Hyper-Hand Job 1
245 Blue Ball Slapper 1
245 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
245 Broke Dick Mountain 1
245 Pussy Foot 1
245 Sally 1
245 Bag O'Shit 1
245 Pink Boote' 1
245 Conch Sucker 1
245 Irish Stewl 1
245 Benny 1
245 PVT Ass Guardian 1
245 Lip Master 1
245 Strong Enough for a Man 1
245 Free Willy 1
245 Just Korra Thomas 1
245 SCF 1
245 Tender Titties 1
245 Master Blast Her 1
245 Catnip 1
245 Volatile Victor 1
245 New Shoez 1
245 Fort Knockers 1
245 Just Gail Brinker 1
245 Teacher-Teacher 1
245 Famunda 1
245 Hung Like This 1
245 Ryosuke 1
245 Sham Twat 1
245 Greasy Poon 1
245 Capt. Skidmark 1
245 Salt Lick 1
245 Odoriferous Orifice 1
245 Oral Cumunicator 1
245 Nice Try 1
245 Fag Futbol 1
245 Fakes It 1
245 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
245 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
245 Pays for It 1
245 Laa-Laa 1
245 Erectionally Challenged 1
245 Son of a Nun 1
245 Just Dave Brinker 1
245 Happy Endings 1
245 Cavity Search 1
245 Slobbering Wet 1
245 Son Inferior 1
245 Cummin Carmen 1
245 Three Way Time 1
245 Papoose Caboose 1
245 Cummin Back 1
245 Ogre Under 1
245 Motor Mouth 1
245 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
245 Red Hott Nuts 1
245 Just Allen Johnson 1
245 Just Rick Beck 1
245 Fungi 1
245 Capt Fishballs 1
245 Fucking Nothing 1
245 Dr. Whooters 1
245 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
245 Short Round 1
245 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
245 Dead Fucker 1
245 Snoopy 1
245 Armadildo 1
245 Just Rob Gay 1
245 Madam Flanger Banger 1
245 One Stroke 1
245 Mock My Manhood 1
245 Wroughten Pussy 1
245 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
245 Ben Shikkin 1
245 Deep Swallows 1
245 Working Member 1
245 Porcelain God 1
245 Tongue in Cheeks 1
245 No Funyun 1
245 3 $ a Minute 1
245 Back Door Dwarf 1
245 Rhinestone Blow 1
245 Hey Little Girl 1
245 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
245 Got Crabs? 1
245 Medium Rare 1
245 Just Eric Kneier 1
245 Eats It Raw 1
245 Fourskin 1
245 Virgin Mary 1
245 Tits for Tots 1
245 Poo Poo Splatter 1
245 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
245 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
245 Poo Poo Per Who 1
245 Just Tim Zadzora 1
245 Mr BeepHer 1
245 Sir Pees a Lot 1
245 Serialbater 1
245 Take Him Upstairs 1
245 Rat Gas 1
245 Perfect Fucking Date 1
245 Eat My Pi 1
245 KIST 1
245 Best Blow 1
245 Just Mary Dages 1
245 Cums w/ Quarters 1
245 Hare Ball 1
245 Quick to Spit 1
245 Little Pecker 1
245 Goldie Locks 1
245 Cluster Fuck 1
245 Horrible Warning 1
245 AssTek 1
245 Lady Humps a Lot 1
245 Buttocks 1
245 Just Brian McCauley 1
245 Chrivaled Ass 1
245 In a Heart Beat 1
245 Pinocchiho 1
245 Balls, On The Rocks 1
245 Quick Fire 1
245 Pork My Tits 1
245 Phacial Kondom 1
245 Monsterbator 1
245 Can't Touch This 1
245 Black Beard 1
245 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
245 Fucking Slug 1
245 Triple-A 1
245 Hitch the Bitch 1
245 Just Matt Bond 1
245 Just Becky (2014) 1
245 Beef Twerky 1
245 Just Steve Roach 1
245 Reach Around 1
245 Illuminutti 1
245 Looney Toon 1
245 Neon Knockers 1
245 Thunder Clap 1