True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 250
2 More Leggs 112
2 Quarter Barrel 112
4 Porkless 105
5 Hot Tub Slut 70
6 Dah Gimp 68
7 Bermuda Triangle 67
8 Jump & Hump 59
9 Padiddle 57
10 Head Wetter 52
11 Catwoman 49
12 Barrel Roll 48
12 Cock-a-Noodle 48
14 No Balls 40
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Hunts Head 32
17 Undercovers 32
19 Goes Down Dirty 30
20 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 29
20 Goose Bumps 29
22 Little Tooter 28
23 Nipple Rash 27
24 Twisted 25
24 Skin to Win 25
26 Lazershit 24
27 Pussy Whipped 23
27 Fud Mucker 23
29 Mad Max 22
30 Venereal Disease 21
30 Elvis 21
32 Don't Give a Blow 20
32 Unlucky Skidmark 20
32 Slippery Asshole 20
32 Croc Sucker 20
32 Anal Vice 20
37 Fur Balls 19
38 3 & Out 18
39 Y=Pi 17
40 Short n Sassy 16
40 The uNalicker 16
40 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
40 Slap Ya Mama 16
44 Mystic Blow 15
44 Aimless Amy 15
44 8 Balls 15
44 Flying Burrito 15
44 Tiny Heinie 15
49 G Spot 14
49 I Munch Skins 14
49 Pull & Pray 14
49 I. M. Cumming 14
49 Sir Squirtsalot 14
49 El Douche Bag 14
49 Boneless 14
56 Eager Beaver 13
56 Golden Showers 13
56 Ultra Heinie 13
56 Dreams of Dick 13
56 Born InBred 13
61 Strap On Santa 12
61 Steamer 12
61 Ear of the Sperm 12
61 Shig Eating Grin 12
61 Hawaiian Puke 12
66 Bimbo Flasher 11
66 Drilled Sergeant 11
66 Latecummer 11
66 Help Get It Up 11
66 Panty Remover 11
66 BushWhacker 11
66 Luscious Lips 11
66 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 11
74 Meatlover 10
74 Dammit Janet 10
76 Studless 9
76 SloPoker 9
76 Village Idiot 9
76 Finger in Dog's Orifice 9
80 Short Shit 8
80 Rusty Prick 8
80 Cut & Run 8
80 Tampon 8
80 Pumps Til It Burns 8
80 Ball Smasher 8
80 Scratched & Sniffed 8
80 Leagle Beagle 8
88 One Way 7
88 Toxic Puss 7
88 Herpe the Love Bug 7
88 Dick Lips 7
88 Body Fluid Hazard 7
88 Red Hot Twatter 7
88 Video X 7
88 Big Mac 7
88 RU Wet Yet? 7
88 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
98 Termite 6
98 Elvis the King 6
98 Horny Dog 6
98 Tool Box 6
98 Pole Dancer 6
98 G-String 6
98 H&R Cock 6
98 Black Watch 6
98 Dah Bitch 6
98 Velvet Prick(less) 6
98 Wedgie 6
98 FLOWER 6
98 Hellbound 6
111 Baby Snatcher 5
111 Eunuch 5
111 VIP 5
111 Penis Envy 5
111 Open Whore Policy 5
111 Strokes Alone 5
111 Serving Seamen 5
111 Limp Dick 5
111 Organic Dildo 5
111 Little Fister 5
111 Aching Ass 5
111 Poison Nut 5
111 Someone 5
111 Wanna Pecker 5
111 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
111 ¼″ Dick Inside Her 5
111 Tight Sphincter 5
111 Wolfman 5
111 On-Sex 5
111 Cums in Spurts 5
111 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 5
111 Eat Shit and Die 5
111 Fluffer 5
134 Bulldozer 4
134 Mother Jugs 4
134 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
134 Muck Diver 4
134 Holy Fuck 4
134 Mother Superior 4
134 Sweet Cheeks 4
134 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
134 Puke of Earl 4
134 Spoiled Meat 4
134 Missionary Impossible 4
134 Itchy Bitsy 4
134 Prof Felcher 4
134 Wee Thing 4
134 Vommit Dog 4
134 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
134 Shamcock 4
134 Space Weenie 4
134 Big Sleazy 4
134 Nascock 4
134 Bad Attitude 4
134 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
134 Something Dirty 4
134 Spongejob Sugar Bush 4
134 U Suck We Hate U 4
134 Ficus 4
134 Balls, On The Rocks 4
134 Hot Pocket 4
134 Fourgasm 4
163 Whatizname 3
163 That's Not Gonna Work 3
163 Blow Off Bitch 3
163 Fresh Step 3
163 Pseudomonas 3
163 Wroughten Pussy 3
163 Amish Roadkill 3
163 I'm Not Gay 3
163 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
163 Sucks So Slow 3
163 Oh Shit! 3
163 Dibs on the Hobo 3
163 Hard Head 3
163 Pigeon Shit 3
163 Bushwacker 3
163 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
163 Snow Blower 3
163 Russian One Out 3
163 French Porn 3
163 General Surplus 3
163 Little Lady Boner 3
163 Mr Flanger 3
185 Crotchweed 2
185 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
185 Chicken Shit 2
185 Jinx 2
185 Safe Sex 2
185 Fucky Bucky 2
185 Alabama Hotpocket 2
185 Missed the Hole 2
185 Martha Screwher 2
185 Tinkerbell 2
185 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
185 Switch Hitter 2
185 Pocket Pal 2
185 B&D PW 2
185 Cherry Popper 2
185 Ogre Under 2
185 Crotch Face 2
185 Toe Jam 2
185 Red n Pecker 2
185 Bloody Gash 2
185 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
185 Cougar Cooter Stick Her 2
185 Brown 'n Runny 2
185 Just Al Fraioli 2
185 Thumper 2
185 Of the Jungle 2
185 Tilt-A-Girl 2
185 Makes Em Cum 2
185 Loose Caboose 2
185 Cock in a Box 2
185 Very Massive Instrument 2
185 HAWG 2
185 Wanna Blow 2
185 The Lindy Hop 2
185 Kojack Off 2
185 Girly Man 2
185 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
185 Don’t Cum on the Puppy 2
185 Frozen Crack 2
185 Quivering Shaft 2
185 Princess Lei Me 2
185 Smurf Balls 2
185 Tongue Action 2
185 Droopy Drawers 2
185 Little Cheeks 2
185 I Don't Run 2
185 Horny Again 2
185 Bitch Whisperer 2
185 Hogs Breath 2
185 Hack My Sack 2
185 Third Leg 2
185 Jabonni 2
185 Paralympdick 2
185 Pointer 2
185 Chicken Choker 2
185 Cumming Counts 2
185 S & M 2
185 Fun Buns 2
185 Puke 'n' Poker 2
185 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
185 Shut the Fuck Up 2
185 Pink Cum Socks 2
185 Fire Balls 2
248 Blue Ball Slapper 1
248 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
248 Broke Dick Mountain 1
248 Pussy Foot 1
248 Sally 1
248 Bag O'Shit 1
248 Pink Boote' 1
248 Conch Sucker 1
248 Irish Stewl 1
248 Benny 1
248 PVT Ass Guardian 1
248 Lip Master 1
248 Strong Enough for a Man 1
248 Free Willy 1
248 Just Korra Thomas 1
248 SCF 1
248 Tender Titties 1
248 Master Blast Her 1
248 Dick Tested Mother Approved 1
248 3 Holes; No Waiting! 1
248 Screamer 1
248 Boob Teaser 1
248 Huckle Fairy 1
248 Hyper-Hand Job 1
248 Famunda 1
248 Hung Like This 1
248 Ryosuke 1
248 Sham Twat 1
248 Greasy Poon 1
248 Capt. Skidmark 1
248 Salt Lick 1
248 Odoriferous Orifice 1
248 Oral Cumunicator 1
248 Nice Try 1
248 Fag Futbol 1
248 Fakes It 1
248 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
248 Catnip 1
248 Volatile Victor 1
248 New Shoez 1
248 Fort Knockers 1
248 Just Gail Brinker 1
248 Teacher-Teacher 1
248 Happy Endings 1
248 Cavity Search 1
248 Slobbering Wet 1
248 Son Inferior 1
248 Cummin Carmen 1
248 Three Way Time 1
248 Papoose Caboose 1
248 Cummin Back 1
248 Motor Mouth 1
248 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
248 Red Hott Nuts 1
248 Just Allen Johnson 1
248 Just Rick Beck 1
248 Fungi 1
248 Capt Fishballs 1
248 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
248 Pays for It 1
248 Laa-Laa 1
248 Erectionally Challenged 1
248 Son of a Nun 1
248 Just Dave Brinker 1
248 Dead Fucker 1
248 Snoopy 1
248 Armadildo 1
248 Just Rob Gay 1
248 Madam Flanger Banger 1
248 One Stroke 1
248 Mock My Manhood 1
248 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
248 Ben Shikkin 1
248 Deep Swallows 1
248 Working Member 1
248 Porcelain God 1
248 Tongue in Cheeks 1
248 No Funyun 1
248 Fucking Nothing 1
248 Dr. Whooters 1
248 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
248 Short Round 1
248 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
248 Eats It Raw 1
248 Fourskin 1
248 Virgin Mary 1
248 Tits for Tots 1
248 Poo Poo Splatter 1
248 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
248 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
248 Poo Poo Per Who 1
248 Just Tim Zadzora 1
248 Mr BeepHer 1
248 Sir Pees a Lot 1
248 Serialbater 1
248 Take Him Upstairs 1
248 Rat Gas 1
248 3 $ a Minute 1
248 Back Door Dwarf 1
248 Rhinestone Blow 1
248 Hey Little Girl 1
248 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
248 Got Crabs? 1
248 Medium Rare 1
248 Just Eric Kneier 1
248 Hare Ball 1
248 Quick to Spit 1
248 Little Pecker 1
248 Goldie Locks 1
248 Cluster Fuck 1
248 Horrible Warning 1
248 AssTek 1
248 Lady Humps a Lot 1
248 Buttocks 1
248 Just Brian McCauley 1
248 Chrivaled Ass 1
248 In a Heart Beat 1
248 Pinocchiho 1
248 Perfect Fucking Date 1
248 Eat My Pi 1
248 KIST 1
248 Best Blow 1
248 Just Mary Dages 1
248 Cums w/ Quarters 1
248 Can't Touch This 1
248 Black Beard 1
248 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
248 Fucking Slug 1
248 Triple-A 1
248 Hitch the Bitch 1
248 Just Matt Bond 1
248 Just Becky (2014) 1
248 Beef Twerky 1
248 Just Steve Roach 1
248 Reach Around 1
248 Illuminutti 1
248 Looney Toon 1
248 Neon Knockers 1
248 Thunder Clap 1
248 Quick Fire 1
248 Pork My Tits 1
248 Phacial Kondom 1
248 Monsterbator 1
248 Stuffed Flounder 1
248 Bananagasm 1
248 Strap On Strap Off 1
248 Two Tone 1
248 Stocks & Bondage 1
248 Just Richard Miller 1
248 Just John Rust 1
248 Can't Find Tail 1
248 Highway Flasher 1
248 Just Gina Jasin 1
248 That Fucking Guy 1
248 Double "O" Dickless 1
248 Anal Retention 1
248 Just Dave 1
248 Splooge 1
248 WHAM 1
248 Just Dave Bogrees 1