True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 244
2 Quarter Barrel 112
3 More Leggs 107
4 Porkless 101
5 Bermuda Triangle 66
6 Hot Tub Slut 64
7 Jump & Hump 59
8 Dah Gimp 58
9 Padiddle 57
10 Head Wetter 52
11 Barrel Roll 48
12 Catwoman 47
13 Cock-a-Noodle 44
14 No Balls 40
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Undercovers 32
17 Hunts Head 32
19 Goes Down Dirty 30
20 Goose Bumps 29
21 Little Tooter 28
22 Nipple Rash 27
23 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 26
24 Twisted 25
25 Lazershit 24
25 Skin to Win 24
27 Pussy Whipped 23
27 Fud Mucker 23
29 Mad Max 22
30 Elvis 21
30 Venereal Disease 21
32 Slippery Asshole 20
32 Croc Sucker 20
32 Anal Vice 20
32 Don't Give a Blow 20
36 Unlucky Skidmark 19
36 Fur Balls 19
38 3 & Out 18
39 Y=Pi 17
40 The uNalicker 16
40 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
40 Slap Ya Mama 16
40 Short n Sassy 16
44 Aimless Amy 15
44 Flying Burrito 15
44 Tiny Heinie 15
44 Mystic Blow 15
48 I Munch Skins 14
48 Pull & Pray 14
48 8 Balls 14
48 I. M. Cumming 14
48 Sir Squirtsalot 14
48 El Douche Bag 14
48 Boneless 14
48 G Spot 14
56 Golden Showers 13
56 Ultra Heinie 13
56 Dreams of Dick 13
56 Born InBred 13
56 Eager Beaver 13
61 Hawaiian Puke 12
61 Ear of the Sperm 12
61 Strap On Santa 12
61 Steamer 12
65 Latecummer 11
65 BushWhacker 11
65 Luscious Lips 11
65 Drilled Sergeant 11
65 Bimbo Flasher 11
70 Panty Remover 10
70 Meatlover 10
70 Shig Eating Grin 10
70 Dammit Janet 10
70 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 10
75 SloPoker 9
75 Village Idiot 9
75 Finger in Dog's Orifice 9
75 Studless 9
79 Cut & Run 8
79 Tampon 8
79 Pumps Til It Burns 8
79 Ball Smasher 8
79 Scratched & Sniffed 8
79 Leagle Beagle 8
79 Short Shit 8
79 Rusty Prick 8
87 Toxic Puss 7
87 Dick Lips 7
87 Body Fluid Hazard 7
87 Video X 7
87 Big Mac 7
87 RU Wet Yet? 7
87 Red Hot Twatter 7
87 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
87 One Way 7
96 Elvis the King 6
96 Horny Dog 6
96 Tool Box 6
96 Pole Dancer 6
96 G-String 6
96 Black Watch 6
96 Dah Bitch 6
96 Hellbound 6
96 Velvet Prick(less) 6
96 Wedgie 6
96 FLOWER 6
96 Termite 6
108 Limp Dick 5
108 Organic Dildo 5
108 Poison Nut 5
108 Little Fister 5
108 Aching Ass 5
108 Someone 5
108 Wanna Pecker 5
108 H&R Cock 5
108 Herpe the Love Bug 5
108 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
108 ¼″ Dick Inside Her 5
108 Tight Sphincter 5
108 Eat Shit and Die 5
108 Fluffer 5
108 Wolfman 5
108 On-Sex 5
108 Baby Snatcher 5
108 Eunuch 5
108 VIP 5
108 Penis Envy 5
108 Open Whore Policy 5
108 Serving Seamen 5
108 Strokes Alone 5
131 Wee Thing 4
131 Vommit Dog 4
131 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
131 Puke of Earl 4
131 Spoiled Meat 4
131 Missionary Impossible 4
131 Itchy Bitsy 4
131 Help Get It Up 4
131 Prof Felcher 4
131 Nascock 4
131 Shamcock 4
131 Space Weenie 4
131 Big Sleazy 4
131 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
131 Bad Attitude 4
131 U Suck We Hate U 4
131 Something Dirty 4
131 Hot Pocket 4
131 Cums in Spurts 4
131 Holy Fuck 4
131 Bulldozer 4
131 Mother Jugs 4
131 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
131 Muck Diver 4
131 Mother Superior 4
131 Sweet Cheeks 4
131 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
158 Blow Off Bitch 3
158 Fresh Step 3
158 Pseudomonas 3
158 Amish Roadkill 3
158 I'm Not Gay 3
158 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
158 Sucks So Slow 3
158 Oh Shit! 3
158 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
158 Hard Head 3
158 Pigeon Shit 3
158 Bushwacker 3
158 Fourgasm 3
158 Snow Blower 3
158 Russian One Out 3
158 French Porn 3
158 General Surplus 3
158 Little Lady Boner 3
158 Mr Flanger 3
158 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 3
158 Whatizname 3
158 That's Not Gonna Work 3
180 Brown 'n Runny 2
180 Just Al Fraioli 2
180 B&D PW 2
180 Cherry Popper 2
180 Crotch Face 2
180 Toe Jam 2
180 Red n Pecker 2
180 Bloody Gash 2
180 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
180 Cougar Cooter Stick Her 2
180 The Lindy Hop 2
180 Thumper 2
180 Of the Jungle 2
180 Tilt-A-Girl 2
180 Makes Em Cum 2
180 Loose Caboose 2
180 Cock in a Box 2
180 Very Massive Instrument 2
180 HAWG 2
180 Wanna Blow 2
180 Kojack Off 2
180 Girly Man 2
180 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
180 Dibs on the Hobo 2
180 I Don't Run 2
180 Horny Again 2
180 Frozen Crack 2
180 Quivering Shaft 2
180 Princess Lei Me 2
180 Smurf Balls 2
180 Tongue Action 2
180 Droopy Drawers 2
180 Little Cheeks 2
180 S & M 2
180 Bitch Whisperer 2
180 Hogs Breath 2
180 Hack My Sack 2
180 Third Leg 2
180 Jabonni 2
180 Paralympdick 2
180 Pointer 2
180 Chicken Choker 2
180 Cumming Counts 2
180 Ficus 2
180 Fun Buns 2
180 Puke 'n' Poker 2
180 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
180 Shut the Fuck Up 2
180 Pink Cum Socks 2
180 Fire Balls 2
180 Crotchweed 2
180 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
180 Switch Hitter 2
180 Pocket Pal 2
180 Chicken Shit 2
180 Jinx 2
180 Safe Sex 2
180 Fucky Bucky 2
180 Alabama Hotpocket 2
180 Missed the Hole 2
180 Martha Screwher 2
180 Tinkerbell 2
180 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
243 Pays for It 1
243 Laa-Laa 1
243 Erectionally Challenged 1
243 Son of a Nun 1
243 Just Dave Brinker 1
243 Happy Endings 1
243 Cavity Search 1
243 Slobbering Wet 1
243 Son Inferior 1
243 Cummin Carmen 1
243 Three Way Time 1
243 Papoose Caboose 1
243 Cummin Back 1
243 Ogre Under 1
243 Motor Mouth 1
243 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
243 Red Hott Nuts 1
243 Just Allen Johnson 1
243 Just Rick Beck 1
243 Fungi 1
243 Capt Fishballs 1
243 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
243 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
243 Short Round 1
243 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
243 Dead Fucker 1
243 Snoopy 1
243 Armadildo 1
243 Just Rob Gay 1
243 Madam Flanger Banger 1
243 One Stroke 1
243 Mock My Manhood 1
243 Wroughten Pussy 1
243 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
243 Ben Shikkin 1
243 Deep Swallows 1
243 Working Member 1
243 Porcelain God 1
243 Tongue in Cheeks 1
243 No Funyun 1
243 Fucking Nothing 1
243 Dr. Whooters 1
243 Rhinestone Blow 1
243 Hey Little Girl 1
243 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
243 Got Crabs? 1
243 Medium Rare 1
243 Just Eric Kneier 1
243 Eats It Raw 1
243 Fourskin 1
243 Virgin Mary 1
243 Tits for Tots 1
243 Poo Poo Splatter 1
243 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
243 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
243 Poo Poo Per Who 1
243 Just Tim Zadzora 1
243 Mr BeepHer 1
243 Sir Pees a Lot 1
243 Serialbater 1
243 Take Him Upstairs 1
243 Rat Gas 1
243 3 $ a Minute 1
243 Don’t Cum on the Puppy 1
243 Back Door Dwarf 1
243 Eat My Pi 1
243 KIST 1
243 Best Blow 1
243 Just Mary Dages 1
243 Cums w/ Quarters 1
243 Hare Ball 1
243 Quick to Spit 1
243 Little Pecker 1
243 Goldie Locks 1
243 Cluster Fuck 1
243 Horrible Warning 1
243 AssTek 1
243 Lady Humps a Lot 1
243 Buttocks 1
243 Just Brian McCauley 1
243 Chrivaled Ass 1
243 In a Heart Beat 1
243 Pinocchiho 1
243 Perfect Fucking Date 1
243 Quick Fire 1
243 Pork My Tits 1
243 Phacial Kondom 1
243 Monsterbator 1
243 Can't Touch This 1
243 Black Beard 1
243 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
243 Fucking Slug 1
243 Triple-A 1
243 Hitch the Bitch 1
243 Just Matt Bond 1
243 Just Becky (2014) 1
243 Beef Twerky 1
243 Just Steve Roach 1
243 Reach Around 1
243 Illuminutti 1
243 Looney Toon 1
243 Neon Knockers 1
243 Thunder Clap 1
243 Splooge 1
243 WHAM 1
243 Just Dave Bogrees 1
243 Stuffed Flounder 1
243 Bananagasm 1
243 Strap On Strap Off 1
243 Two Tone 1
243 Stocks & Bondage 1
243 Just Richard Miller 1
243 Just John Rust 1
243 Can't Find Tail 1
243 Highway Flasher 1
243 Just Gina Jasin 1
243 That Fucking Guy 1
243 Double "O" Dickless 1
243 Anal Retention 1
243 Screamer 1
243 Boob Teaser 1
243 Huckle Fairy 1
243 Hyper-Hand Job 1
243 Blue Ball Slapper 1
243 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
243 Broke Dick Mountain 1
243 Pussy Foot 1
243 Sally 1
243 Bag O'Shit 1
243 Pink Boote' 1
243 Conch Sucker 1
243 Irish Stewl 1
243 Benny 1
243 PVT Ass Guardian 1
243 Lip Master 1
243 Strong Enough for a Man 1
243 Free Willy 1
243 Just Korra Thomas 1
243 SCF 1
243 Tender Titties 1
243 Master Blast Her 1
243 Dick Tested Mother Approved 1
243 New Shoez 1
243 Fort Knockers 1
243 Just Gail Brinker 1
243 Teacher-Teacher 1
243 Famunda 1
243 Hung Like This 1
243 Ryosuke 1
243 Sham Twat 1
243 Greasy Poon 1
243 Capt. Skidmark 1
243 Salt Lick 1
243 Odoriferous Orifice 1
243 Oral Cumunicator 1
243 Nice Try 1
243 Fag Futbol 1
243 Fakes It 1
243 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
243 Catnip 1
243 Volatile Victor 1