True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Penis Head 235
2 Quarter Barrel 112
3 More Leggs 101
4 Porkless 92
5 Bermuda Triangle 63
6 Hot Tub Slut 62
7 Jump & Hump 59
8 Padiddle 55
8 Dah Gimp 55
10 Head Wetter 49
11 Barrel Roll 48
12 Catwoman 43
13 No Balls 40
14 Cock-a-Noodle 37
15 Purple Heart-On 34
16 Tiny Tool 33
17 Undercovers 32
17 Hunts Head 32
19 Goose Bumps 29
20 Little Tooter 28
21 Goes Down Dirty 27
21 Nipple Rash 27
23 Twisted 25
24 Lazershit 24
25 Pussy Whipped 23
25 Fud Mucker 23
27 Mad Max 22
27 Bitch, Moan, & Wine 22
27 Skin to Win 22
30 Elvis 21
31 Slippery Asshole 20
31 Croc Sucker 20
31 Anal Vice 20
31 Venereal Disease 20
35 Fur Balls 19
35 Don't Give a Blow 19
37 3 & Out 18
38 Unlucky Skidmark 16
38 Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
38 Short n Sassy 16
41 Flying Burrito 15
41 Aimless Amy 15
41 Tiny Heinie 15
41 Slap Ya Mama 15
41 Y=Pi 15
41 Mystic Blow 15
47 The uNalicker 14
47 I. M. Cumming 14
47 El Douche Bag 14
47 Boneless 14
47 G Spot 14
52 Golden Showers 13
52 Ultra Heinie 13
52 I Munch Skins 13
52 Pull & Pray 13
52 Born InBred 13
57 Dreams of Dick 12
57 Hawaiian Puke 12
57 Steamer 12
57 Eager Beaver 12
57 Ear of the Sperm 12
57 Strap On Santa 12
63 Latecummer 11
63 8 Balls 11
63 BushWhacker 11
63 Luscious Lips 11
63 Bimbo Flasher 11
63 Drilled Sergeant 11
69 Panty Remover 10
69 Meatlover 10
69 Dammit Janet 10
72 SloPoker 9
72 Village Idiot 9
72 Sir Squirtsalot 9
72 Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 9
72 Studless 9
77 Cut & Run 8
77 Pumps Til It Burns 8
77 Tampon 8
77 Scratched & Sniffed 8
77 Shig-Eating Grin 8
77 Leagle Beagle 8
77 Finger in Dog's Orifice 8
77 Short Shit 8
77 Rusty Prick 8
86 Toxic Puss 7
86 Ball Smasher 7
86 Body Fluid Hazard 7
86 Red Hot Twatter 7
86 Video X 7
86 Big Mac 7
86 RU Wet Yet? 7
86 Hoof 'n Mouth 7
86 One Way 7
95 Elvis the King 6
95 Horny Dog 6
95 Tool Box 6
95 Pole Dancer 6
95 G-String 6
95 Black Watch 6
95 Dah Bitch 6
95 Velvet Prick(less) 6
95 Wedgie 6
95 FLOWER 6
95 Hellbound 6
95 Termite 6
107 Limp Dick 5
107 Organic Dildo 5
107 Aching Ass 5
107 Poison Nut 5
107 Little Fister 5
107 Someone 5
107 Wanna Pecker 5
107 Dick Lips 5
107 ¼″ Dick Inside Her 5
107 Fuckin Wagnalls 5
107 Tight Sphincter 5
107 Eat Shit and Die 5
107 Fluffer 5
107 Wolfman 5
107 On-Sex 5
107 VIP 5
107 Penis Envy 5
107 Baby Snatcher 5
107 Eunuch 5
107 Strokes Alone 5
107 Serving Seamen 5
128 Spoiled Meat 4
128 Missionary Impossible 4
128 Itchy Bitsy 4
128 Prof Felcher 4
128 Wee Thing 4
128 Vommit Dog 4
128 Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
128 Puke of Earl 4
128 Shamcock 4
128 Space Weenie 4
128 Big Sleazy 4
128 Nascock 4
128 Bad Attitude 4
128 H&R Cock 4
128 Little Boy Blue Balls 4
128 Something Dirty 4
128 U Suck We Hate U 4
128 Hot Pocket 4
128 Cums in Spurts 4
128 Bi-Bubble Yum 4
128 Muck Diver 4
128 Holy Fuck 4
128 Bulldozer 4
128 Mother Jugs 4
128 Sweet Cheeks 4
128 Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
128 Mother Superior 4
155 Blow Off Bitch 3
155 Help Get It Up 3
155 Pseudomonas 3
155 Amish Roadkill 3
155 Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
155 Sucks So Slow 3
155 Oh Shit! 3
155 Herpe the Love Bug 3
155 I'm Not Gay 3
155 Hard Head 3
155 Pigeon Shit 3
155 Bushwacker 3
155 Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
155 Snow Blower 3
155 Russian One Out 3
155 Fourgasm 3
155 General Surplus 3
155 Little Lady Boner 3
155 Mr Flanger 3
155 French Porn 3
155 Open Whore Policy 3
155 Whatizname 3
155 That's Not Gonna Work 3
178 Cherry Popper 2
178 Crotch Face 2
178 Toe Jam 2
178 Red n Pecker 2
178 Bloody Gash 2
178 Elephant Drunk Ass 2
178 Fresh Step 2
178 Brown 'n Runny 2
178 Just Al Fraioli 2
178 B&D PW 2
178 Thumper 2
178 Of the Jungle 2
178 Tilt-A-Girl 2
178 Makes Em Cum 2
178 Loose Caboose 2
178 Cock in a Box 2
178 Very Massive Instrument 2
178 HAWG 2
178 Wanna Blow 2
178 The Lindy Hop 2
178 Girly Man 2
178 When Hairy Met Chunky 2
178 Dibs on the Hobo 2
178 Kojack Off 2
178 Frozen Crack 2
178 Quivering Shaft 2
178 Princess Lei Me 2
178 Smurf Balls 2
178 Tongue Action 2
178 Droopy Drawers 2
178 Little Cheeks 2
178 I Don't Run 2
178 Horny Again 2
178 Third Leg 2
178 Jabonni 2
178 Paralympdick 2
178 Pointer 2
178 Chicken Choker 2
178 Cumming Counts 2
178 S & M 2
178 Bitch Whisperer 2
178 Hogs Breath 2
178 Hack My Sack 2
178 Fun Buns 2
178 Puke 'n' Poker 2
178 Kappa Grabba Cock 2
178 Shut the Fuck Up 2
178 Pink Cum Socks 2
178 Fire Balls 2
178 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2
178 Crotchweed 2
178 Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
178 Safe Sex 2
178 Fucky Bucky 2
178 Alabama Hotpocket 2
178 Missed the Hole 2
178 Martha Screwher 2
178 Tinkerbell 2
178 Jolly Green Giant Boobs 2
178 Switch Hitter 2
178 Pocket Pal 2
178 Chicken Shit 2
178 Jinx 2
241 Cummin Carmen 1
241 Three Way Time 1
241 Papoose Caboose 1
241 Cummin Back 1
241 Ogre Under 1
241 Motor Mouth 1
241 Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
241 Red Hott Nuts 1
241 Just Allen Johnson 1
241 Just Rick Beck 1
241 Fungi 1
241 Capt Fishballs 1
241 One Eyed Glow Worm 1
241 Pays for It 1
241 Laa-Laa 1
241 Erectionally Challenged 1
241 Son of a Nun 1
241 Just Dave Brinker 1
241 Happy Endings 1
241 Cavity Search 1
241 Slobbering Wet 1
241 Son Inferior 1
241 One Stroke 1
241 Mock My Manhood 1
241 Wroughten Pussy 1
241 Just Gibbs Dickson 1
241 Ben Shikkin 1
241 Deep Swallows 1
241 Working Member 1
241 Porcelain God 1
241 Tongue in Cheeks 1
241 No Funyun 1
241 Fucking Nothing 1
241 Fucks Every Way But Up 1
241 Short Round 1
241 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
241 Dead Fucker 1
241 Snoopy 1
241 Armadildo 1
241 Just Rob Gay 1
241 Madam Flanger Banger 1
241 Tits for Tots 1
241 Poo Poo Splatter 1
241 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
241 Golden Showers (DH3) 1
241 Poo Poo Per Who 1
241 Just Tim Zadzora 1
241 Mr BeepHer 1
241 Sir Pees a Lot 1
241 Serialbater 1
241 Take Him Upstairs 1
241 Rat Gas 1
241 3 $ a Minute 1
241 Back Door Dwarf 1
241 Rhinestone Blow 1
241 Hey Little Girl 1
241 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
241 Got Crabs? 1
241 Medium Rare 1
241 Just Eric Kneier 1
241 Eats It Raw 1
241 Fourskin 1
241 Virgin Mary 1
241 Goldie Locks 1
241 Cluster Fuck 1
241 Horrible Warning 1
241 AssTek 1
241 Lady Humps a Lot 1
241 Buttocks 1
241 Just Brian McCauley 1
241 Chrivaled Ass 1
241 In a Heart Beat 1
241 Pinocchiho 1
241 Perfect Fucking Date 1
241 Eat My Pi 1
241 KIST 1
241 Best Blow 1
241 Just Mary Dages 1
241 Does it for Quarters 1
241 Hare Ball 1
241 Quick to Spit 1
241 Little Pecker 1
241 Black Beard 1
241 4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
241 Fucking Slug 1
241 Triple-A 1
241 Hitch the Bitch 1
241 Just Matt Bond 1
241 Just Becky (2014) 1
241 Beef Twerky 1
241 Just Steve Roach 1
241 Reach Around 1
241 Illuminutti 1
241 Looney Toon 1
241 Neon Knockers 1
241 Thunder Clap 1
241 Ficus 1
241 Quick Fire 1
241 Pork My Tits 1
241 Phacial Kondom 1
241 Monsterbator 1
241 Can't Touch This 1
241 Two Tone 1
241 Stocks & Bondage 1
241 Just Richard Miller 1
241 Just John Rust 1
241 Can't Find Tail 1
241 Highway Flasher 1
241 Just Gina Jasin 1
241 That Fucking Guy 1
241 Double "O" Dickless 1
241 Anal Retention 1
241 Splooge 1
241 WHAM 1
241 Just Dave Bogrees 1
241 Stuffed Flounder 1
241 Bananagasm 1
241 Strap On Strap Off 1
241 Pussy Foot 1
241 Sally 1
241 Bag O'Shit 1
241 Pink Boote' 1
241 Conch Sucker 1
241 Irish Stewl 1
241 Benny 1
241 PVT Ass Guardian 1
241 Lip Master 1
241 Strong Enough for a Man 1
241 Free Willy 1
241 Just Korra Thomas 1
241 SCF 1
241 Tender Titties 1
241 Master Blast Her 1
241 Screamer 1
241 Boob Teaser 1
241 Huckle Fairy 1
241 Hyper-Hand Job 1
241 Blue Ball Slapper 1
241 Princess Pussy Pisster 1
241 Broke Dick Mountain 1
241 Hung Like This 1
241 Ryosuke 1
241 Sham Twat 1
241 Greasy Poon 1
241 Capt. Skidmark 1
241 Salt Lick 1
241 Odoriferous Orifice 1
241 Oral Cumunicator 1
241 Nice Try 1
241 Fag Futbol 1
241 Fakes It 1
241 Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
241 Volatile Victor 1
241 New Shoez 1
241 Fort Knockers 1
241 Just Gail Brinker 1
241 Teacher-Teacher 1
241 Famunda 1