True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Hare Name Hash Count
Penis Head 229
Quarter Barrel 112
More Leggs 94
Porkless 86
Bermuda Triangle 61
Jump & Hump 59
Hot Tub Slut 56
Padiddle 54
Dah Gimp 52
Barrel Roll 48
Head Wetter 47
No Balls 40
Catwoman 37
Purple Heart-On 34
Undercovers 32
Hunts Head 32
Tiny Tool 32
Cock-a-Noodle 30
Goose Bumps 29
Little Tooter 28
Nipple Rash 27
Twisted 25
Lazershit 24
Pussy Whipped 23
Fud Mucker 23
Mad Max 22
Elvis 21
Bitch, Moan, & Wine 21
Goes Down Dirty 20
Slippery Asshole 20
Anal Vice 20
Croc Sucker 20
Fur Balls 19
Skin to Win 19
Venereal Disease 18
Pygmy Hippo Lover 16
Short n Sassy 16
Aimless Amy 15
Flying Burrito 15
Tiny Heinie 15
Y=Pi 15
Mystic Blow 15
Don't Give a Blow 15
El Douche Bag 14
I. M. Cumming 14
Golden Showers 13
The uNalicker 13
Ultra Heinie 13
Slap Ya Mama 13
Boneless 13
Born InBred 13
3 & Out 13
Hawaiian Puke 12
Steamer 12
Ear of the Sperm 12
Strap On Santa 12
G Spot 12
Unlucky Skidmark 11
Latecummer 11
Dreams of Dick 11
8 Balls 11
Luscious Lips 11
Drilled Sergeant 11
Eager Beaver 11
Panty Remover 10
I Munch Skins 10
Pull & Pray 10
Meatlover 10
Dammit Janet 10
Bimbo Flasher 10
SloPoker 9
Village Idiot 9
BushWhacker 9
Studless 9
Cut & Run 8
Pumps Till It Burns 8
Tampon 8
Scratched & Sniffed 8
Sir Squirtsalot 8
Leagle Beagle 8
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks 8
Finger in Dog's Orifice 8
Short Shit 8
Rusty Prick 8
Toxic Puss 7
Body Fluid Hazard 7
Ball Smasher 7
Red Hot Twatter 7
Video X 7
Big Mac 7
RU Wet Yet? 7
Hoof 'n Mouth 7
One Way 7
Horny Dog 6
Elvis the King 6
Tool Box 6
Pole Dancer 6
G-String 6
Black Watch 6
Dah Bitch 6
Velvet Prick(less) 6
Wedgie 6
FLOWER 6
Hellbound 6
Termite 6
Limp Dick 5
Aching Ass 5
Poison Nut 5
Little Fister 5
Someone 5
Wanna Pecker 5
Dick Lips 5
Fuckin Wagnalls 5
Tight Sphincter 5
Eat Shit and Die 5
Fluffer 5
Wolfman 5
On-Sex 5
Baby Snatcher 5
Eunuch 5
VIP 5
Penis Envy 5
Serving Seamen 5
Strokes Alone 5
Missionary Impossible 4
Itchy Bitsy 4
Prof Felcher 4
Wee Thing 4
Vommit Dog 4
Too Tall Slim Thin Jim 4
Puke of Earl 4
Spoiled Meat 4
Space Weenie 4
Nascock 4
Shamcock 4
H&R Cock 4
Little Boy Blue Balls 4
Bad Attitude 4
Something Dirty 4
U Suck We Hate U 4
Hot Pocket 4
Cums in Spurts 4
Muck Diver 4
Holy Fuck 4
Bulldozer 4
Mother Jugs 4
Bi-Bubble Yum 4
Sweet Cheeks 4
Can't Fuckin Copulate 4
Mother Superior 4
Organic Dildo 3
Blow Off Bitch 3
Big Sleazy 3
Amish Roadkill 3
Pseudomonas 3
Sucks So Slow 3
Herpe the Love Bug 3
I'm Not Gay 3
Jason & the Gargle Nuts 3
Pigeon Shit 3
Bushwacker 3
¼″ Dick Inside Her 3
Hazzar the Short Fellow 3
Hard Head 3
Fourgasm 3
Snow Blower 3
Little Lady Boner 3
Mr Flanger 3
French Porn 3
General Surplus 3
That's Not Gonna Work 3
Whatizname 3
Crotch Face 2
Toe Jam 2
Red n Pecker 2
Bloody Gash 2
Elephant Drunk Ass 2
Brown 'n Runny 2
Just Al Fraioli 2
B&D PW 2
Cherry Popper 2
Makes Em Cum 2
Loose Caboose 2
Very Massive Instrument 2
HAWG 2
Wanna Blow 2
The Lindy Hop 2
Thumper 2
Of the Jungle 2
Tilt-A-Girl 2
When Hairy Met Chunky 2
Oh Shit! 2
Kojack Off 2
Girly Man 2
Princess Lei Me 2
Smurf Balls 2
Tongue Action 2
Droopy Drawers 2
Little Cheeks 2
I Don't Run 2
Horny Again 2
Frozen Crack 2
Quivering Shaft 2
Chicken Choker 2
Cumming Counts 2
Russian One Out 2
S & M 2
Bitch Whisperer 2
Hogs Breath 2
Hack My Sack 2
Third Leg 2
Jabonni 2
Paralympdick 2
Pointer 2
Kappa Grabba Cock 2
Shut the Fuck Up 2
Pink Cum Socks 2
Fire Balls 2
Fun Buns 2
Puke 'n' Poker 2
Crotchweed 2
Scandinavian Sausage Orifice 2
Alabama Hotpocket 2
Missed the Hole 2
Martha Screwher 2
Tinkerbell 2
Switch Hitter 2
Pocket Pal 2
Chicken Shit 2
Jinx 2
Safe Sex 2
Fucky Bucky 2
Motor Mouth 1
Jimmy Buffet & the shit stained penis 1
Red Hott Nuts 1
Just Allen Johnson 1
Just Rick Beck 1
Fungi 1
Fresh Step 1
Capt Fishballs 1
Help Get It Up 1
One Eyed Glow Worm 1
Pays for It 1
Laa-Laa 1
Erectionally Challenged 1
Son of a Nun 1
Just Dave Brinker 1
Happy Endings 1
Cavity Search 1
Slobbering Wet 1
Son Inferior 1
Cummin Carmen 1
Three Way Time 1
Papoose Caboose 1
Cummin Back 1
Ogre Under 1
Wroughten Pussy 1
Just Gibbs Dickson 1
Ben Shikkin 1
Deep Swallows 1
Cock in a Box 1
Working Member 1
Porcelain God 1
Tongue in Cheeks 1
Fucking Nothing 1
Fucks Every Way But Up 1
Short Round 1
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac 1
Dead Fucker 1
Snoopy 1
Armadildo 1
Just Rob Gay 1
Madam Flanger Banger 1
One Stroke 1
Mock My Manhood 1
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 1
Golden Showers (DH3) 1
Poo Poo Per Who 1
Just Tim Zadzora 1
Mr BeepHer 1
Sir Pees a Lot 1
Serialbater 1
Take Him Upstairs 1
Rat Gas 1
3 $ a Minute 1
Back Door Dwarf 1
Rhinestone Blow 1
Hey Little Girl 1
Scooby Doo 'Em 1
Got Crabs? 1
Medium Rare 1
Just Eric Kneier 1
Eats It Raw 1
Fourskin 1
Virgin Mary 1
Tits for Tots 1
Poo Poo Splatter 1
Horrible Warning 1
AssTek 1
Lady Humps a Lot 1
Buttocks 1
Just Brian McCauley 1
Chrivaled Ass 1
In a Heart Beat 1
Perfect Fucking Date 1
Eat My Pi 1
KIST 1
Best Blow 1
Just Mary Dages 1
Does it for Quarters 1
Hare Ball 1
Quick to Spit 1
Little Pecker 1
Goldie Locks 1
Cluster Fuck 1
Hitch the Bitch 1
Just Matt Bond 1
Just Becky (2014) 1
Beef Twerky 1
Just Steve Roach 1
Reach Around 1
Illuminutti 1
Looney Toon 1
Neon Knockers 1
Shig-Eating Grin 1
Thunder Clap 1
Quick Fire 1
Pork My Tits 1
Phacial Kondom 1
Monsterbator 1
Can't Touch This 1
Black Beard 1
4 Whores & 7 Queers Ago 1
Fucking Slug 1
Triple-A 1
Can't Find Tail 1
Highway Flasher 1
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 1
Just Gina Jasin 1
That Fucking Guy 1
Double "O" Dickless 1
Splooge 1
WHAM 1
Just Dave Bogrees 1
Stuffed Flounder 1
Bananagasm 1
Strap On Strap Off 1
Two Tone 1
Stocks & Bondage 1
Just Richard Miller 1
Just John Rust 1
Pink Boote' 1
Conch Sucker 1
Irish Stewl 1
Benny 1
PVT Ass Guardian 1
Lip Master 1
Strong Enough for a Man 1
Free Willy 1
Just Korra Thomas 1
SCF 1
Open Whore Policy 1
Tender Titties 1
Master Blast Her 1
Screamer 1
Boob Teaser 1
Huckle Fairy 1
Hyper-Hand Job 1
Blue Ball Slapper 1
Princess Pussy Pisster 1
Broke Dick Mountain 1
Pussy Foot 1
Sally 1
Bag O'Shit 1
Salt Lick 1
Odoriferous Orifice 1
Oral Cumunicator 1
Nice Try 1
Fag Futbol 1
Fakes It 1
Jolly Green Giant Boobs 1
Morning Wood Wake Up Call 1
Volatile Victor 1
New Shoez 1
Fort Knockers 1
Just Gail Brinker 1
Teacher-Teacher 1
Famunda 1
Hung Like This 1
Ryosuke 1
Sham Twat 1
Greasy Poon 1
Capt. Skidmark 1