| Hare Name | Pending Count | Years Absent |
|---|---|---|
| Goes Down Dirty | 40 | 2 |
| Tiny Tool | 35 | 2 |
| Bitch, Moan, & Wine | 30 | 3 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 30 | 0 |
| The uNalicker | 20 | 1 |
| Ficus | 15 | 0 |
| I. M. Cumming | 15 | 6 |
| Pull & Pray | 15 | 5 |
| Cums in Spurts | 15 | 0 |
| Herpe the Love Bug | 10 | 0 |
| One Way | 10 | 2 |
| Dibs on the Hobo | 10 | 0 |
| Finger in Dog's Orifice | 10 | 5 |
| Oral Cumunicator | 5 | 0 |
| Dick Tested Mother Approved | 5 | 0 |
| Cock in a Box | 5 | 3 |
| Big Sleazy | 5 | 5 |