| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cums in Spurts | 195 | 200 | 2025-06-22 |
| Help Get It Up | 278 | 300 | 2025-12-02 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 179 | 200 | 2025-12-24 |
| Catnip | 91 | 100 | 2026-01-25 |
| Lil John | 64 | 100 | 2026-06-25 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 42 | 100 | 2026-09-05 |
| Penis Head | 1267 | 1300 | 2026-11-09 |
| Fuck It, Not Sorry | 39 | 100 | 2027-03-26 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 734 | 800 | 2027-05-24 |
| Balls, On The Rocks | 128 | 200 | 2027-08-03 |
| Y=Pi | 276 | 300 | 2027-09-18 |
| H&R Cock | 82 | 100 | 2028-01-31 |
| More Leggs | 830 | 900 | 2028-05-08 |
| Porkless | 759 | 800 | 2028-07-30 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 55 | 100 | 2028-08-28 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 101 | 200 | 2028-09-11 |
| Skin to Win | 245 | 300 | 2028-11-11 |
| Dibs on the Hobo | 106 | 200 | 2029-05-31 |
| Slamming Grandma's Salmon | 14 | 100 | 2030-02-19 |
| Hair in the Kitchen | 8 | 100 | 2030-02-28 |
| Rusty Piece | 62 | 100 | 2030-06-14 |
| Wet 'n Ready | 44 | 100 | 2030-09-16 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 41 | 100 | 2030-12-31 |
| Dick Tested Mother Approved | 37 | 100 | 2030-12-31 |
| TMI General | 8 | 100 | 2031-04-18 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 45 | 100 | 2031-06-04 |
| Amish Roadkill | 109 | 200 | 2031-06-24 |
| Backstage Ass | 22 | 100 | 2031-07-20 |
| Twats my name?? | 13 | 100 | 2031-10-11 |
| Slutty Wet Adventures | 63 | 100 | 2032-03-10 |
| Oral Cumunicator | 42 | 100 | 2033-03-10 |
| DJ Bust A Nut | 15 | 100 | 2033-07-14 |
| ΒΌ" Dick Inside Her | 202 | 300 | 2034-01-18 |
| Bettin On Balls | 26 | 100 | 2034-04-07 |
| I Did A Rod | 22 | 100 | 2035-01-01 |
| Hyper-Hand Job | 36 | 100 | 2035-04-29 |
| Immaculate Projection | 31 | 100 | 2036-02-11 |
| Follows Erections | 11 | 100 | 2037-06-07 |
| Golden Showers | 340 | 400 | 2037-07-27 |
| Beat It | 149 | 200 | 2037-09-04 |
| Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger | 108 | 200 | 2037-11-04 |
| Gabby Gaylick Her | 6 | 100 | 2038-02-12 |
| Snooter in the Cooter | 11 | 100 | 2039-09-16 |
| Double Dribble | 23 | 100 | 2041-01-22 |
| Fourgasm | 221 | 300 | 2041-06-21 |
| SquirtHole | 20 | 100 | 2041-09-04 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 25 | 100 | 2042-02-01 |
| Dungeons & Crayons | 21 | 100 | 2044-07-01 |